Johnny Sorrow

We'll, I had three children cheering as Bobby destroyed Goldberg's knee and beat up his stupid kid, so I'm happy with myself.

I try not to protect on the kids while we watch wrestling as far as who to cheer ir boo, but I couldn't help influencing them to be booing Goldberg. Helps that Bobby is from Colorado.

Sorry, but this round of cuts isn't as Earth-Shattering as the reactions I'm reading would indicate. The biggest name is Fish and he's injury plagued and Q adjacent, right?

Nikkis super hero gimmick is such an improvement. She was originally just insane, she becomes best friends with Bliss and her insanity is tempered. Her best friend is now a magical evil doll so she becomes a Super Hero. I get a Faces of Foley feel and it makes sense in that insane continuity.. And she came up with it which I love. The dark side is probably "Hey, II'll be in a skintight suit to show the crowd the bod to get over." , and that's gonna pop creative and then McMahon as much as the silliness of it.

I rebooted my router and the stream has been fine since. Lots of folks are having a weak stream from the Cock.

I love it. If you don't watch something, why comment on it? If you hate something, why watch it? I like WWE and I don't watch RAW. It's terrible. Im happy to see people here just not caring about a show they don't like. It's healthy and refreshing.

No offense intended. I have a question. Are you so used to watching wrestling on Monday nights that you needed some wrestling to watch tonight? I can get that. And I'd recommend going down a weekly 80's Memphis TV rabbit hole.

It's Three Way Dance because that's the one Joey Styles had a set call for.

I'm sorry, but Vince being an asshole to JR is real, and Vince "Crazily plotting to break up marriages " is nonsense. I heard Miro on Jericho's podcast making fun of that and explaining the situation.

Jesus, is she gonna Carano herself out of Star Wars?

Because it's ridiculous.

Oh, I know they book couples in a way that isn't always conducive to traveling together. What I'm saying is that it isn't some weird conspiracy to break up relationships, it's Vince and the corporate structure he's created not giving a shit about the people who work for them. It's putting a hat on a hat. Vince is a terrible person for so many reasons; it's not necessary to add weird Machiavellian intents. He's either a brain damaged and out of touch old man or an evil genius orchestrating break ups. It can't be both.

Now, sure. But that was what, ten years ago? And it was probably because Vince thought Lana was going to be the next big Sable thing, and was pissed that she and her husband weren't having it edit: That was for Rah. Lol.

Yeah, the whole " Vince wants to break up couples" is mostly just fan speculation. The more logical explanation is that Vince doesn't care if two people are in a relationship when it comes to storylines or traveling together. He wasn't mad that Rusev and Lana tweeted their engagement while they were broke up on TV because he actually wanted them to break up. That's bonkers. He was mad because they rightfully shit in creative that stunk by " breaking kayfabe." Now, they did try to break up Paige and Del Rio, which to be honest, was the right thing to do.

Dude, by the time New Day was on top making money, they could pal around with whoever they want. That sounds like FCW shit, which is where coaches and locker room shit was awful when they were there. So sure, that's WWE by proxy, but it comes off to me like a toxic locker room.

That sounds like locker room bullshit, not WWE bullshit.

Yeah, Drake is done mouthing off to guys who'd kick his dumb ass. Now he's doing bits kissing the My Pillow Guy's ass. No joke, look for it. In more positive news, I'm watching SD live right now, and it's wild how I've turned around on Pat McAfee. When he first started in WWE as a pre show panel guy for NXT Takeovers, he was so fucking awful that I became obsessed with how they let this guy in the air. Now, I love the guy. He's fantastic on SD, and there's no way he's scripted. He's a lot of fun.

My favorite match tonight was Sami vs Owens. As I was watching it, we were also having a discussion about my brother and his best friend, who has become a Q moron and who's always been a conspiracy nut, and their strained relationship. The timing couldn't have been better.

SummerSlam, Drew vs Bobby with MVP in a shark cage above the ring, is what I'm wanting.

Yeah, because there are ways to make it work. Babyfaces put into that situation is as old as wrestling. Shit, put a mask on Drew and call him Charlie Bhruithainn from Outta Town .

I don't care, because I'm a Lashley fan, but it's wild that they have had him dominate Drew for this feud. If it's leading to Drew having to figure out a way to get one last shot even though the stip says he can't get another shot at Bobby? That's long term storytelling I can get behind.

A Flair getting fucked by the champ getting DQ'd on purpose, with Flair yelling " You're learning, bitch!" is good storytelling. I've been really enjoying this show, besides the Bliss stuff, and even that was better than the Bray Wyatt version.

I'm thinking Cesaro is losing this one, since he's been coming out on top the whole feud, and they have the blow off either next show or even SummerSlam. They've been doing more long term feuds lately, and I'm down for it.

That was fucking dope. Loved it.

There'll be no post from me talking about the kids and their reactions. Father's Day is a shitty day for a PPV get together. If there was an Uncle's Day, that'd be perfect.