Everything posted by Johnny Sorrow
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Is the empire crumbling before our eyes?
What's with the eyepatches in this promotion? It's All Eyepatch Wrestling. Tony Khan loves Tournaments, Friends?, and eyepatches. Did Tony accidentally order a shit ton of eyepatches once and Shad is insisting that he use all of them?
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WWE TV 11/20 - 11/26 This fire burns in Chicago!
SD was really good, but man, oh, man....I can't stand Shotzi. Her whole gimmick stinks, her dumb " crazy" act sucks, her stupid tank stinks, her music is the WORST, and she's basically Kirschner to Ruby Riot's Slaughter. To be fair, she's more solid in ring than Ruby, but Ruby feels real Punk and Schotzi feels like Punk via a 70's episode of Quincy.
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AEW TV 11/22 - 11/25 the CC begins!
The creepy WOOO Energy drink logo with cartoon Flair on the screens as the show started and then stuck around made me laugh so hard I turned off the show as Swerve and Lethal had a dumb, bad match that made no sense. And I'd love to see them in a match that made sense.
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WWE TV - 11/14 - 11/17 - Eye of the Tiger
Vince doesn't know him from the movies. They're both in the rich perverts club. They all know each other. They probably have membership cards for their not really secret society of rich perverts.
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AEW TV - 11/15 - 11/18 - EVP MJF
That Ibushi on a bike slowly pedaling as he slowly hit two guys with a fake pipe who were slowly waiting get to get hit with it was fucking awful. Every time I tune in lately it's the fucking shits.
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WWE TV - 11/14 - 11/17 - Eye of the Tiger
"Workrate" Miz is Miz being a babyface. He can do all that shit whenever he wants to. He wrestles as a babyface when he's a babyface and as a modern chickenshit heel when he's a heel perfectly because he doesn't do any of this current babyface wrestling as said heel. Miz is one of my favorite guys. I've been a fan ever since WWECW " Chick Magnet" Miz who feuded with Balls Mahoney and was green as grass. Watching him grow into a fucking phenomenal performer who made it has been great. I've seen him live and he can light up an arena with boos and heat better than most.
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WWE TV 06/11 - 13/11 European Takeover
I'm all in on them trying to turn Bayley face during this storyline, because it's a hard turn to do. WWE right now is all slow storylines that are being drawn out as long as possible without Old Pervert Vince losing interest and fucking it up . Right now, Bayley just seems like a loser whose faction has outgrown her but fans still boo her. I'm interested in seeing how they go with this.
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AEW TV - 11/8 - 11/11: Insert Veterans Day Joke Here
I'm currently laid up with a work injury and decided to try and watch Dynamite for the first time in awhile. I tapped out during the Jericho/ Omega and Bucks backstage bit that was the topper of shitty acting. The show sucks. Swerve and Nana ruled and jumped off the screen as the only performers with any sort of pizazz.
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NWA reportedly signs TV deal with the CW network
I love that " Sinister Minister faked doing blow on a "PPV" led to the CW cancelling a deal with Billy Corgan and going with WWE instead is ACTUALLY a thing going around . I also want to help make that one of those " Wrestling History " bullshit stories that live on forever.
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WWE TV 06/11 - 13/11 European Takeover
NXT is moving to the CW. Hopefully HBK doesn't book a cocaine angle and fuck it up.
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WWE TV - 10/30 - 11/3 - Really Gonna Just Feed Him To The Big Dog
Bianca vs. Bayley tonight on SD was fucking great.
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All Elite Wrestling
It's not just their size and athleticism. Both are great characters and shorter Gunn is legit good on the mic.
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All Elite Wrestling
Speaking of the Gunns, it's pretty remarkable how good they are right now given their experience.
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AEW TV 10/18-10/21 Edge Mysterio edition
I'll be watching that one. I've lost interest in AEW over the last few months but that grabs my attention.
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NWA reportedly signs TV deal with the CW network
That's it. Thanks.
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NWA reportedly signs TV deal with the CW network
How long has WOW been on the CW? Like I said, I watched all the DCW Arrowverse shows and I never saw it on the schedule or the ap. edit: I just checked. It airs at 1 am on Sundays on the CW here. Maybe Corgan can get the midnight slot to have two hours of wrestling in the worst time slot in history.
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NWA reportedly signs TV deal with the CW network
Dude, he'd literally be lowering his asking price to gas money and merch sales. He's rich. If he lost his mind and wanted to "spite work" for peanuts he'd probably go to Impact. Which also isn't going to happen.
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NWA reportedly signs TV deal with the CW network
Given the fact that it's the CW? They cant afford Punk. And I say that as someone who watched a lot of CW during the Greg Berlanti DC Arrowverse era. It's a network owned/ associated with some evil media conglomerate. But not one with a lot of money to spend, especially on Billy Corgan's cheap to produce wrestling show. The evil owners might be Sinclair, actually. I can't be bothered to look it up.
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NWA reportedly signs TV deal with the CW network
The CW cancels a bunch of shows with female/ queer followings , like my fav DC's Legends of Tomorrow and are now going with Corgan's NWA which has no following to speak of. Great. I mean, It's a good deal for Corgan, and it's cheap non union programming for CW, but I doubt it'll last.
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AEW TV - 10/10 - 10/14 - For Me It Was Tuesday
WWE definitely had big plans for Mistico as Sin Cara cause besides the big press conference, they had him as the main character besides Cena in the first Scooby-Doo/ WWE cartoon movie. But by the time the movie came out he was gone and Hunico had taken over.
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WWE TV 10/09 - 10/15 Brrrrrrock Purrrrrdy is the guy
I love the consistency of authority figures who never wrestled in WWE.
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WWE TV 9/25 - 10/1 Tua is the tribal chief of the NFL
Smackdown was a Home Run tonight. It was perfectly booked and Rey vs Escobar is one of the best matches I've seen in awhile.
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AEW TV - 9/20 - 9/23 - Grand Slam With No Apostrophes
As much as I love seeing Eddie as ROH champ, why would I care about ROH currently? I say this as someone who was at ROH shows regularly in 2004-2006 live who loves every memory of all the shows I was at. I had to fast forward from that match to the Joe/ MJF match because, Woof. The battle of OG Carnage Crew vs, " New" Carnage Crew was better than the rest of this show. edit: Toni Storm is also a blast. She just needs to move on from shoes. Wire Hangers is RIGHT THERE.
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WWE TV 09/11 - 09/17 Riddle me this
I'm 53 and have trauma that makes me , me. I can handle me not being at the show. I've been to a lot of amazing shows. What's going to stay with me forever is not bringing my nephew and his friends to be part of a crowd experience like that.
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WWE TV 09/11 - 09/17 Riddle me this
Watch? I've taken my nephew and his friends to every Denver wrestling show for years, and THIS one was the one I didn't. It's going to be an eternal annoyance to me that the Colorado crowd, the current hottest American crowd , that I've been a part of since 2006, that crowd that was on fucking fire and was rewarded with this show didn't have my nephew and his pals there.