Johnny Sorrow

Dude, you can literally do that.

If it's common to be tight with pro wrestlers online, then why bring it up all the time? We all shit regularly, it's common. We don't bring it up every time we have a conversation. Common things are common, and no one cares.

Listen to this, people! It'll make your pee pee tingly!

It was better than the fucking Super Bowl.

I enjoyed this show. It had a cool Indy feel.

Well, Truth is one of Vince's favorite people, so maybe not?

I'd say Ron Swardson made that.

It's a face vs face match, and it's in a baseball stadium. And that shows what modern WWE crowds are. All the people who can afford good seats just sit there and watch, and all the noise is coming from up top.

That monkey flip on Tozawa off the apron was bonkers.

The Sid episode is great. It's fun hearing Bruce doing nothing but agreeing with Meltzer takes.

I also heard that she didn't shake Taker's hand once while coughing and sneezing right in Vince's face right while he was shaving.

Rey and Andrade have the best match I've seen in forever, and people are bitching about the dropping of the rest of the clunky name? Jesus Christ. They also dropped having Vega out there in wrestling gear. The act is getting pushed, which it should be, and part of that is a simplification of the name.

Don't worry about the "hillbilly " line. That was Graves calling on the fly.

" He should just be called Dozer, dammit!"

Dozer has the amateur credentials, as well. I pulled this from wikipedia. He actually had a 60 minute Iron Man match here on his way out. It used to be on youtube, but I can't find it. He was still green, and they killed a lot of time with bullshit and gaga to start, but it ended up pretty good.

I'm excited for Dozer. He's the only guy from our little indy promotion here in Colorado to make it.

The Nigel special was the best peice they've done on the Network, yet. It was tremendous. I cried my eyes out.

You don't understand that people might have watched stuff for the first time when it's been put into a collection for easy acesss during the month the Rumble happens? Why? What's the problem? Why are folks lazy in your weird take?

Join us as we relive the show my Ma took me and my friends to as a Christmas present when I was 15, and about to be deflowered.

That's a long way to get to " I like to jerk off to hot chicks rasslin'"

Good riddance.

They actually brought him out for the live crowd? I called that wrong.

If there's any company who deserves getting fucked it's Sinclair broadcasting.

Did Bix tell you to come into this thread to get the heat off of him? Cause don't fall for that.

Thère's no such thing as a prominent poster, or a prominent sense of humor. Theres also no prominent fan on the Internet, no matter who they know or what they know. You're being a cunt. Knock it off. And I couldn't be happier that Cody and the Bucks have made this happen. I'm not gonna watch any of it, because I have a limited amount of time to watch anything, wrestling or otherwise. Most people are like that. Oh, and "inferiority complex" was the only thing you didn't refute. See, that was the joke. No sense of humor was the straight shit.