Everything posted by Johnny Sorrow
- NXT Takeover Brooklyn 2 8/20/16
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NXT talk
I'd say Joe is acting like an entitled little bitch. Did he not lose two title changes to Finn yet was still given more shots? Whereas Nakamura has been tearing shit up and clearly deserves to be the #1 contender. I think it's been a pretty good build. Nakamura has been brilliant in his taunting of Joe, whom in his turn has been great being the on-tilt, salty as fuck entitled champion. Entitled? If anything Nak is the entitled one here.
- Alberto Del Rio Suspended
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Nemeses and Archenemies
Jerry Lawler: Nemesis: Bill Dundee Arch Enemy: Jimmy Hart Jimmy Valiant: Nemesis: Jerry Lawler Arch Enemy: Paul Jones Magnum TA: Nemesis: Nikita Koloff Arch Enemy: Tully Blanchard
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Donald Trump: The Art of the Draw
Thunderbolt Patterson is my favorite crazy old wrestler on Facebook. He post every anti BLM, pro Trump, Jesus has favorites, typical stupid meme there is but also the ones about how we should, and rightly, be proud of Gabby Douglas for her athletic work. He's adorable.
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Booker Ratings
It's fucking hilarious that some of you are getting worked up about Parv's verkackta "scores". "How can you give so and so a FOUR?" Haha. A dude makes up a scoring system and fucking OCD motherfuckers can't help but treat it as something real. 😂 Oh and Jake wasn't a star before WWF cause before that he was a guy nobody had ever heard of unless you lived in the areas that had the TV he was on or read the mags.
- Alberto Del Rio Suspended
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The WWE Global Cruiserweight show
The fan in me was cheering for Jack. The Internet smark fan in me was pissed that Jack lost cause Japan. The grown up in me realizes they're creating a cruiser weight division and Jack is gonna be huge in that and Tozawa will just get forgotten and this isn't real, it's theatre. But it Kinda feels like when they debuted Great Sasuke against Taka and Taka was the guy everyone liked. And again, the fan me says "Boooo! Tozawa stinks And his dumb reverse German stinks and the only reason it came off as deadly was because of Jack." Fuck Tozawa. 😄 Noam Dar looks like a less tough Chico Marx.
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NXT talk
So am I the only one who sees Joe as the obvious hero in this situation? He's right that he had to jump through hoops and earn his shot while Nak has been rocketed to a title shot while wearing Liza Manelli's cocktail dress as a shirt and a pair of pants from Sammy Hagar's yard sale. And Nak doing his stupid "I'm so wacky " shit at Joe during a joint interview came off as total disrespect to the god damned Champ who was conducting himself like a real man. Samoa Motherfucking Joe is gonna drop that Japanese Russell Brand zilch on top of his awful haircut and show the world who the motherfucking Champion is.
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Ageism in pro wrestling
Must be a low orbit. HIII-YOO!
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Ageism in pro wrestling
Please, if these dum dums had smoked some weed they'd have lightened the fuck up. 😀
- Alberto Del Rio Suspended
- Alberto Del Rio Suspended
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Which debut intrigued or underwhelmed you the most?
Because lots of folks are still having to come to grips with the fact that Jericho, who became the most hated guy amongst "smart" fans for a myriad of reasons that are totally fucking awful and stink, is currently fucking awesome with his latest reinvention of his character, that is completely based on all the "real life" things dummies were hating him for. That's a lot for small minds to handle, so his initial debut must have been forgotten. 😎
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WWE TV Aug 15-21
Jericho and Owens are so funny and perfect I'm scared they're gonna end up getting turned by the crowd.
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WWE TV Aug 15-21
Totally different Athena.
- At the Garden Presents Bruno Sammartino: "Beginnings and Endings", 1966-1971
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Gymnastics in pro wrestling/the Ricochet-Ospreay/Vader drama
I'd imagine the bitching is from the OCD about wrestling weirdos going "Old guys must put over new guys! No matter what cause these are the rules !"
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The WWE Global Cruiserweight show
I loved Mauro saying "Explain a headlock, Danial!" and Bryan going "Uhhh"
- Titans of Wrestling #65: WWF at Philadelphia Spectrum, October 16, 1982
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WWE Network... It's Here
True. But him putting over AA is further proof that he's not exactly a heel commentator. I don't know if he's really getting them over either, though we'll have to wait and see. The idea of a heel commentator who only likes the heels and always hates the good guys is too limiting and silly. That's why Jesse and Monsoon were so great together. For the most part neither was completely one way or another.
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WWE Network... It's Here
Well back in 2006-2007 he put over London and Kendrick like a maniac and right now he's putting over American Alpha like gangbusters.
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WWF TV Aug 8-14
Remember what his arm looked like? It was like he had a melon under his skin.
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The WWE Global Cruiserweight show
How much of these guys have you seen outside of the Cruiserweight Classic? That is a pretty bold statement that just isn't true and I love both guys.It doesn't matter. I'm the audience that needs to be impressed and Sabre thus far has been awful and Gallagher has been great.And apparently Sabre has been told to work as a heel from management so that might work cause he's completely hateable. After seeing one match of these guys you can not say that one is a hundred times better than the other.I can actually say whatever I want since I made it clear that this is what I've seen from them. Based on that, and nearly four decades of watching this shit I can clearly see that Gallagher is by far a better Professional Wrestler than Sabre is. Gallagher does the same style Sabre does and he's entertaining and has charisma. Sabre looks like Chris Adams with a giant head and an eating disorder. Edit: Oh and fuck Ibushi, doing a flip after that match. That's some Teddy Hart bullshit right there .
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The WWE Global Cruiserweight show
Think people at ROH are thinking "Shit. We totally fucked up with Cedric." right about now?