TravJ1979
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The same Hall promo we see every week. Dusty comes out and gives a great promo that includes his '91 run as booker, internet marks, and even the fired syxx-pac all in one swoop. This should have been cut at Souled Out, but still glad we got it here. RATING: Dusty as heel is weird, especially since no matches will be coming out of it.
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Douglas constantly reminds us that he is shooting except half the stuff he says is lies (i.e. sleeping with Francine, Sunny wanting to bang Storm, Storm being a hot prospect). I was full on RVD mark at this point and thought the lift was amazing. Snow promo was okay. Bam Bam begging Taz was awkward, especially when he got on his hands and knees and said, "No, I'm not gonna suck your ..." then changes his train of thought mid sentence. It looks as though Taz was almost the same height as Bigelow. Best part of that exchange was Bigelow asking if Taz will be his partner and Taz retorts with "No brother, I'm going to be your Savior!" RATING: Fun way to catch up on all current ECW storylines without having to watch any matches.
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Heyman surely does love to meld together porn and the extreme nature of ECW. Pretty soon is when he starts saying, "More hardcore than a Brazilian porn movie!" line ad nauseam. Nice touch having her look at the mic towards the end like it reminds her of her day job. RATING: Jenna is still hot in a trashy sort of way.
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The Goldust-As-Someone-Else act is already starting to wear on me. It seems like a running comment with me so far this year, but Luna as Chyna is oddly attractive. The match was your average paint-by-numbers late 90s TV match. Slaughter comes out and awards Owen the European Title which, surprisingly, DX sells like it's actually a big deal. RATING: Is the European Title the most useless, meaningless title since the Western States Heritage Title?
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I went in thinking I had previously liked this, but if that is the case, I have no idea what was wrong with me. One of the weakest AJPW mains I've ever seen. Disjointed, slow. It's like the strong style version of Ospreay/Ricochet, but in super-slow motion. RATING: My son was mad because the "green guy" won.
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