Death From Above

I'm so glad I'm spending this time with you my friends. We will remember this forever.

I wish I was sitting next to goodhelmet right now cheering our lord and saviour Triple H on.

I would watch a Werner Herzog version redone to some random Popul Vuh song.

This Is The Greatest Night In The History Of Our Sport

Also remember they were actually considering putting that Hell in a Cell fuckjob on last? There is no chance this was a worse choice. None.

This is awesome fuck y'all.

Stephanie McMahon dominatrix outfit confirmed. Internet will handle it well.

... the fuck did I just see with all them masks?

Overall I would put this show behind good wrestlemanias. Ahead of the Oscars hosted by Chris Rock.

SAVE US CENA

Thank goodness Bray is here so there's at least one good promo involved in this segment.

Rock is blown up from walking to the ring and doing his promo.

I'd just like to take this time to point out that even properly working flamethrowers are incredibly dangerous and stupid. Yes yes i know SHUT UP DAD YOU'RE OLD.

Maybe they can wrestle Undertaker in a handicap hell in a cell match instead of fucking John Cena next year.

SHAQ ATTACK That's awesome.

I am legitimately afraid to look at my twitter feed because I know many casual wrestling fans from other interests, that are otherwise good people in day to day life and I don't want to lose respect for any of them right now.

The Arquette/DDP/Jarrett triple threat cage match was way better, just saying.

I'm going to find anyone with Undertaker over Onita and interview them face to face, action news style.

Why are there no run ins yet please stop

#WeWantOnita

Please tweet #WeWantOnita to show support for good wrestling instead of this.

Onita's worst ever main event was better than this. #GWEpoll

I don't understand what i'm watching.

There are filmmakers that spend $120 million to create something maybe one tenth as cool as The Undertaker's ring entrances.

I do think Charlotte deserves some praise for how far she has come in a relatively short time. Working with people like Sasha, Becky, and others has definitely taught her a lot. A few months ago even I thought she was as wooden and uninteresting as any wrestler in the company and although she's hardly my favourite by any stretch, she's clearly improved rapidly.