Everything posted by El-P
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Wrestlemania 41
I think it's an issue with the crappy wrestling show.
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Wrestlemania 41
I mean, if I paid 800$ to see that average wrestling drawn into a never-ending sea of advertisement, I'd be dead too. Jade Cargill is EXACTLY the same she was 3 years ago.
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Wrestlemania 41
Wow, so much progress with proper training... She's like, a different person now. Totally major league.
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Wrestlemania 41
Well, that's the most *plain* entrance I've ever seen Jade Cargill do.
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Wrestlemania 41
Hey ! That's Trinity of Impact Wrestling fame !
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Wrestlemania 41
Hey, Jade Cargill of AEW fame. 70 minutes and counting. One awful match. One *decent* one. WWE really knows how to put on a show.
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Wrestlemania 41
Yeah, work is good. Babyfaces January 6thers vs heel black men is certainly... yeah, no, nothing...
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Wrestlemania 41
Well, gotta say... By the way. 50 minutes. Only match match. I mean, I don't even remember last time I actually watched Mania, but this is ridiculous. What the fuck are those cheap-ass viking costumes ? Temu-Berzerkers/20.
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Wrestlemania 41
I wanted to make amend for being such a negative person. And since I really have trouble sleeping these days, I figure I would found a fine russian stream (totally legal, like everything russian, you know) and share some thoughts while I'm not sleeping yet. Because pro-wrestling is about... .... the personal DJ of a Saudi prince ? Are you just fucking kidding me already ? Throwing Saudi references *before* the first match. Now that's just teasing me. Ok. Pro-wrestling, pro-wrestling. Holy fuck, that match was ASS. ?
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Wrestlemania 41
Please be Alberto Del Rio. Puh-lease make my fucking day. (I'll only find out tomorrow, and what else again ?)
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WWE purchases AAA
Clap clap clap. Mexican people being fed pro-wrestling by a Trump supporting company is quite the irony.
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WWE purchases AAA
AAA is a shit company, has been for a while. Still. Yeah ! Global monopoly ! How great ! *yawn* (does that mean Alberto is out of a job ?)
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Is the empire crumbling before our eyes?
? What a bunch of assholes. Yeah, she totally gets inducted because of her talent and contribution to the industry. No other reason. I mean, who else could they have induct ? It's not like Mickie James is around town... (ya know, the same Mickie James who is getting replaced by... Michelle McCool on season 2 of WWE's new Tough Enough that nobody talks about. Again, absolutely not because Taker asked for it) WWE's NXT and AAA doing a Worlds Collide PPV is a mariage made in heaven considering how awful AAA has been the last few years. PLEASE tell me Alberto works the show. He's their world champion, there's no reason not to. Also, considering how many people in AAA vocally support Cuatrero, I'm sure Stephanie Vaquer is thrilled about that one.
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Comments that don't warrant a thread - Part 4
Not to mention out of ten matches, 7 involved WWE people, 6 of which won their matches. The underground feel is definitely dead. Between this and hosting the WWEID, sorry, the "ID tournament", GCW really put a stain on the idea of the Collective being this "let's support the indies" project.
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Comments that don't warrant a thread - Part 4
So the Sabu retirement match at Joey Janela's Springreak was the most Sabu retirement match imaginable. Almost killed himself, because of course.
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Is the empire crumbling before our eyes?
"Thank you Vince, I love you". Triple H. *audience claps* And before anyone drops the inevitable "It's his father-in-law", first this is not real life. It's a scripted TV show, which he is the creative director of. Also, the "this is family" excuse has already been dropped for him showing up at his mother-in-law confirmation she'll be part of a fascist government taking the role of destroying the education system. "Family" is never an excuse, unless you're in the mob. Also, Triple H inducts himself in the HOF first year he gets in control (oh yeah, sorry, he was "surprised" because it was not his doing, SURE). He doesn't have to do this. But he does. My feeling is that if this goes to arbitration and the case is "settled", Vince is eventually gonna be back on TV and the audience is gonna cheer.
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AEW TV Megathread
It's easily Joe's second best part of his career, behind his peak in early ROH/TNA. In other news, where the hell is Tay Melo ? She had this match in Stardom at the beginning of the year, and for anyone who watched the Vlog, she was just so moved to be there and back wrestling. She hasn't showed up anywhere since. Sammy Guevarra is seemingly living his best life in ROH teaming with Dustin and just having fun matches. No sign of Tay yet. Likewise, Anna Jay has vanished alongside her boyfriend. Maybe a return of TayJay would be a cool way to reintroduce them in a fresh way.
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Comments that don't warrant a thread - Part 4
The infamous Gracie Sharpshooter. As taught in the snakepit. Either that or the Claw. The Claw is street cred.
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Is the empire crumbling before our eyes?
Sorry but no one posts or reads this very thread to shut their brains off. At *best*, you're gonna get shit about people getting cut, pettiness and blood money washing. At worst, the Janel Grant case and MAGAMania running wild. This is the thread. People triggered by it can ignore it all they want.
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Comments that don't warrant a thread - Part 4
Yeah, I gave up on Bloodsport shows. Haven't seen the last one. Everytime I trick myself into checking them out, and there's like one or two cool matches and the rest is really, really bad. It seems people who have never seen any actual shoot-style cream themselves over it, but really now, this stuff is more akin to the terrible Inokism shit of the early 00's. I'm sure ZSJ vs Gresham was cool as hell, but they can have cool as hell regular match. The fact it's just isolated shows basically makes 4-7 minutes matches pretty inconsequential. Also, Nattie Neidhart winning with a *sharpshooter* over Miyu Yamashita (heard the match was actually cool though). Bwahahah. Awesome involvement of WWE on indies shows, of course.
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AEW TV Megathread
I watched him for years in TNA, where he was the N°1 guy for quite a while. He absolutely is a fantastic worker. He's had countless awesome matches in TNA. I'm so glad both him and Speedball went to AEW. She's just hilarious. With Schiavone & Nigel being the funniest announcing team in eons, this is just a match made in heaven. Yeah, forgot about Trent too actually. I think Rocky will never get a proper run though, he's too busy backstage putting shit together like THREE shows in Arena Mexico. That guy. I absolutely did not expect Nick Wayne to win before he goes to the Super Jr. but why not. That match was so awesome and the mom chants were glorious. I seen Nick Wayne at 17 or so have a great match with Ospreay (I know, that's a cheat code), he's a special talent. The Deathriders angle has actually gotten good again. Who would have thought ? Theatres > Arenas
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Is the empire crumbling before our eyes?
Yeah, I saw it too. It's *crazy*. Mania week indeed. I swear, if Orton's surprise opponent ends up being Brock Lesnar, I will die laughing.
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Comments that don't warrant a thread - Part 4
Watched the Wrestlecon show. Yeah, it doesn't hit like it used to a few years back. And one of the reasons is pretty simple : it's not unique anymore. Random ass matches like these happen a whole lot more since the so-called Forbidden Door has been open. TMDK vs Hechicero, Flip Gordon & Micheal Oku basically could be some NJPW US event match. Oku is more unique, and him and Amira being part of the festivities is super cool, but even, they just were on the free ROH Youtube show. Very good match, and more ZSJ vs Hechicero is always good with me, but nothing unique. And then there's stuff like Suzuki vs Butterbean that really should not happen at all. And apparently Matt Riddle still get bookings not named Court Bauer. And Danhauser was there, and man he is NOT GOOD once the bell rings. If anyone had to be reminded why he never got further than he did in AEW (not to mention being a malcontent). The most notable match actually was Mickie James vs Maki Itoh, if only for the bizarre anti-Meltzer promo Mickie cut right in the middle of a match, prompting a "Meltzer sucks" chant from the Wrestlecon crowd. Which is honestly kinda odd since she was putting over the "entertainment part" like she was a WWE worker, not to mention it led to James turning heel on Itoh and being booed for the reminder of the match. Fun match though (Mickie can still go, it's too bad she will never end up in AEW for a fun stint). But yeah, not a great, frantic atmosphere either.
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Is the empire crumbling before our eyes?
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Is the empire crumbling before our eyes?
The site has been almost dead for years because forum culture is dead. Acting like there's no activity anymore because a bunch of us like to poke fun at WWE for being a shithead MAGA promotion is beyond stupid. Also, funny you should act like you know this place because you've been around for what ? Oh, less than one fucking year. We have ALWAYS talked shit about WWE (and other wrestling promotion) shitty business and politics. Wait. You come here whining and crying because people pointing out the godawful stuff said by WWE officers and top stars hurt your feeling, then talks big about growing thicker skin ? Shit, you're quite the comedian. You're such a good little soldier, look at you. Hope Phil is proud. Yeah, you would actually deserve a ban. You're a troll. And you're also on ignore now. Don't bother responding to me. Bye.