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Bobby Lashley of TNA fame. You know he had those great matches over there.

Edge in the Bob Backlund spot. Orton backstage because he's a lazy old fuck. I'll say this : Dominic Mysterio is a dumb as fuck name. Rey Mysterio means King Mystery. It's not a name and a surname you imbeciles !

Ah ah. Hey, member when people said he was a surefire huge star. Yeah... lulz...

Ricochet eliminated by Kane. How awesome is that, uh ? Bryan gladly working with Kane. Don't ever talk about your politics again Bryan. You're a hypocrite. That was embarrassing for everyone involved. What's next ? Jackson Rykker ? Oh. I forgot Baron Corbin even existed.

I legit never heard of him before. I know I'm not representative and soon 45 years old, but still. I had no idea this guy even existed. You gotta be kidding me. Kane ? KANE ? KAAAAANE ? ANTI-MASK MAYOR FUCKING KANE ???? Is Donald Trump N°30 ?

Riddle should wear a big badge a la Rick Martel, only with "Yes, I'm a rapist" on it...

Bad Bunny lifting one of the most famous spot of AEW this year.

Legit laugh out of this. FUCK I GET BAD BUNNY AGAIN !

Miz doing the old Cactus Jack bashing the instruments bit from that Clash of the Champions...

I guess he never realized his son-in-law is named Paul Levesque.

Listen, it's past 4 in the morning here. DO FUCKING SOMETHING FUN OR INTERESTING NOW ! This Rumble is like every guy is Randy Orton to me thus far.

"ricochet" is a French word BTW.

A New Day guy eliminates Ali. Get the irony ?

John Morrisson. Stuck in 2007 too.

This is an absolute bore, honestly.

Scratch this. Carlito. What I just said.

Carlito. If there was a crowd it would go mild.

Orton leaving and then coming back later. Like it's not obvious AT ALL. This old WWE tropes are sooooo dated. Yeah people, you're getting Orton vs Edge again.

Nakamura. What I just said. Seriously, I could not possibly care less. I WANT the Fiend to clear this mess up, really. No. I want Bliss to clear this mess up as the Fiend.

Ziggler. What I just said.

Funny how every first entrants in the women Rumble came off like a star and fresh character while here thus far it's old mofos, washed up hasbeens and jobbers.

I'm thinking about someone else actually but can't put my finger on it... Classic.

Skinner ?

I wish I was watching TNA during that last match.

Totally agree. And the fact they totally missed Bailey's was really piss poor production. Oh, they are running footage from a show from the 00's now. Why ?