Everything posted by El-P
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WWE TV 10/14 - 10/20 Randy Orton is the Tom Brady of WWE
That's brutal !
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WWE TV 10/14 - 10/20 Randy Orton is the Tom Brady of WWE
Seth the the Architect of Corporate Droning. This guy is amazing. At least it's pretty much given he's a lifer, which mean we'll never have to endure him anywhere else, which is a good news. Does he realize he's killing himself as far as public image with the fans though ? I mean, he comes off as Brucie's level of office stooging.
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Current New Japan
I thought this show overstayed its welcome and felt way too long to me. The issue is that the last two matches were basically technicalities. That's why I don't care for the "Winner of G1 goes to the Tokyo Dome" gimmick, it's way to WWEiffy, complete with the stupid breifcase. It makes pretty much every title and briefcase defense useless from August to January. The Ibushi vs EVIL match was particulary boring to me, because there's nothing worst than a fake epic match where the result is actually never in doubt. Plus, EVIL is a good worker, not a great one and not particulary compelling. As much as I enjoyed him in the G1 this year, this match was a complete throaway that would have been fine as a 15 mn sprint, but I guess that's a lost concept sadly. Ditto for the main event, we've seen that match too many times this year already, although it was much better for obvious reasons (EVIL just isn't a top guy, while SANADA still looks like he could be, not that's not a given either). I thought Ospreay vs Fantasmo was awesome for 20 minutes, and then they kinda lost me after the outside interference (again, Gedo and its american wrestling fetish can get annoying). Then they went into overkill to me. Also, that damn back elbow needs to be worked in a way the guy taking it is a bit protected, Fantasmo got decapitated in this one. So, overall I'd have Liger vs Suzuki as the match of the night, easily. And Lance Archer vs Juice was a very good garbage brawling match, although a bit deliberate I thought at time. The other highlight was the KENTA and Ishii interactions during the six-men match, really made me want to watch that one (haven't seen the London show). The rest was ok, but again, as much as I enjoy their pariring, yet another Taichii vs Naito match ? I feel a sense of sameness in NJ right now with not much in term of fresh matches on top. The G1 has been awesome, but the booking id dragging its feet to the Dome, which will probably be awesome all things considered...
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WWE TV 10/14 - 10/20 Randy Orton is the Tom Brady of WWE
I do take it as a compliment.
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AEW Dynamite Week 2 - 9th October 2019
The crowd was going bonkers for Riho vs Nyla Rose at the end on the first show. Hottest finish of the night probably. Allie : excellent character, solid worker Awesome Kong : name value, used to be awesome, literally Bea Priestley : jury's out, looks really good but seems kinda reckless Brandi Rhodes : great promo, great character, great manager, not so good in the ring Britt Baker : jury's out, green but has potential Emi Sakura : terrific veteran from what she showed Hikaru Shida : awesome Leva Bates : funny Nyla Rose : green with tons of potential Penelope Ford : does spectacular spots Riho : really good and has underdog appeal Sadie Gibbs : no idea Yuka Sakazaki : jury's out, she looked really good thus far That's a perfectly fine roster if you can't have anyone WWE big name nor the best IMPACT girls (Tessa, Taya, Dashwood).
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WWE TV 10/14 - 10/20 Randy Orton is the Tom Brady of WWE
No, they got smackdown. (I dunno, I'm trying literal kind of dry humour these days, although it flew over everyone's head with the dentist joke on the AEW thread)
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NWA Powerrr
I admit I totally missed that part of IMPACT history. Then again, people talked about how IMPACT got so much better thanks to Bruce Prichard when he was over there. What has Bruce Prichard done since he was hired back by WWE? So I dunno about Corgan. Maybe the show will develop into something cool and sustainable. It would really surprise me if it did, while forward thinking Lucha Underground slowly died a sad death after three awesome seasons (and a not so awesome but still cool fourth one that no one watched).
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AEW Dynamite Week 2 - 9th October 2019
I can't believe you gave a serious reply to "give her time to sink in her teeth into her character"... Yeah, me too.
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Current New Japan
I haven't watched the rest of the card yet, and I guess the junior title match is gonna steal the show as far as action goes, but Suzuki vs Liger was terrific. I did not expect it to be that good. The post-match was also awesome in its minimalistic, very japanese way.
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AEW Dynamite Week 2 - 9th October 2019
Give Dr. Baker some time, she hasn't really had the opportunity to sink her teeth into her character yet.
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NWA Powerrr
Well, Cornette is the one who made the idiotic "children and cosplayers" comment on the air, so if you're tired of hearing it, blame him because that's what triggered the discussion anyway (although I would have called it cosplay anyway because of how obvious it is) And it may not be a Corny project at all, but it totally looks like "Corny's Safe Space", which kinda cracks me up.
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NWA Powerrr
Meltz actually has shared a pretty bleak opinion of where this could go, for everyone...
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NWA Powerrr
AEW has been piled on *before* the first TV show, based on assumptions, inference and personal taste of people hatin' on anything remotely approaching the vicinity of modern. So yeah. The fact a Youtube show seemingly could do no wrong when the biggest names here are basically old TNA guys who have been otherwise derided forever is a wee bit ironic when you think about the neverending "those guys are geeks" posting for months and months about AEW. But anyway, yeah, indeed we don't need more bitching and moaning. Actually, like I've said before, this show is super well done for what it is. It's not torture to watch at all. This approach just feels sterile to me, like every kind of retromaniac approach in music, movies and any other form or entertainment/art. I don't mind the cosplay/retro stuff when there's at least a twist to it, like Swinger's gimmick on IMPACT. I don't mind this show at all, I might even watch some bits of it in the weeks to come to see what they do with it.
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NWA Powerrr
Cosplay. I mean, really people. Get over it. That's what it is. No one preventing anyone from enjoying it, it's excellently done. But pretending it's not is simply false.
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AEW Dynamite Week 2 - 9th October 2019
Funny how a lot of cool stuff actually happened in TNA (and still does, lots of them now actually), but the Dixie/Russo factor made sure no one ever touched it. We can really blame these two for fucking up what should have been the alternative in the 00's.
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NWA Powerrr
Thanks ! I feel less lonely on this one. Man, tell me about it. For months every little bit of AEW business was over scrutinized, the Librarians are turning people away, it's the worst gimmick ever, most guys here are pale indie geeks not looking like stars, Sonny Kiss is gonna turn people away, the Dark Order is gonna turn people away, comedy is gonna turn people away, Kenny Omega is a geek… but then Tim Storm, complete 54 years old unknown has a ** matches with Nick Aldis, a guy even on-the-verge-of-collapse-ROH had no interest in working with long term, and wow, it's the greatest thing ever. I've heard for years how James Storm was nothing but a TNA reject who never amounted to anything, yet now wow James Storm, same thing for Eli Drake, who's entire character is doing half-Rock half-Austin 15 years after the fact. Add in a bunch of guys no one has ever heard of (not speaking of Eddie Kingston or Homicide), were never big on the indies, but they sure aren't geeks at all, it's like the greatest pro-wrestling show today. Give me a break. This. AEW is old-school in that it is doing the basics : build characters and feuds that make sense, focus on matches. But AEW is contemporary and looks toward the present and the futur. The "We can't call it cosplay" argument is so ridiculous. Every bit of the presentation SCREAMS cosplay. The credits with the VCR quality, a song by Dokken. For fuck's sake, DOKKEN ! The font, the color scheme, the furniture. It's not "old-school", it's just retro. And it's not done tongue-in-cheek like Swinger's gimmick in IMPACT (which is funny as hell) and doesn't tweek the presentation. It's done to be as faithful as it can to the original. That's the nature of cosplay. Of course the workers aren't gonna dress up like old workers, although they kinda do in a way, Tim Storm looks like, well, Tim Horner in SMW in 1994, but the context of the show is cosplay and that's what Billy Corgan wants. Hell, you can argue Billy Corgan has been cosplaying his own old band for 15 years now too, but that's another matter. I did not know he went after Riho. Well, that's sad. Totally agree. And the guys needs a reality check : the Young Bucks and Kenny Omega are stars. Nick Aldis is a guy playing a star. That's the difference. BTW, Corgan said that this show is not sustainable financialy in its current form unless they get some TV deal. Meanwhile, Joey Ryan is making a living out of indies. One is cosplay. One is working.
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WWE TV 10/07 - 10/13 Mamma Mia Nigel! The crowd is turning on Seth much like [REDACTED COMPARISON]
Well, she married a charismatic enigma...
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Is Impact* the best wrestling promotion in history? *(Now TNA again, 2024)
Daga & Tessa vs Jake Crist & Madman Fulton was a really dynamic main-event, fun to see the Daga & Tessa team in IMPACT. Tessa has to win the X-div championship. The way they went from there to the closing angle flew really well too, and what a final angle. Crazy how once again, Callihan makes Brian Cage the most interesting he's even been to me. And again, Melissa Santos being involved also played a primordial role in why I actually care about Cage now. She's a trooper, that piledriver was vile looking (and most probably super safe). Don Callis selling the whole thing was just perfect. He's the best color guy in the business by a ridiculous margin. Once again, and despite no one seemingly watching, IMPACT is doing just a terrific job leading to their biggest show of the year as far as main angles goes, with a fun undercard doing a fine supporting job. Hopefully they get a bit more eyes on them once they truly switch to AXS, because they so deserve it as far as the product goes. Also, Swinger has become the funniest character in pro-wrestling in 2019. WTF ?
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WWE TV 10/07 - 10/13 Mamma Mia Nigel! The crowd is turning on Seth much like [REDACTED COMPARISON]
Well, people addressing personal family business on a public forum via Twitter, with idiots followers commenting on a private matter without any real knowledge of what is happening, is pretty fucking disgraceful. So yeah, maybe she's right, maybe she isn't, but really, none of anyone's fucking business but their own. The less said about Reby's Twitter habits, the better. Everytime someone posts something here, she comes of as awful and attention whorish. Then again, Twitter gets the worst out of people anyway, so that's not saying much.
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Current New Japan
The Japan vs Scotland rugby match is taking place right now. So, hopefully the NJPW show is a go. If Japan gets eliminated, poor Taguchi is gonna be so sad.
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WWE TV 10/07 - 10/13 Mamma Mia Nigel! The crowd is turning on Seth much like [REDACTED COMPARISON]
Well, that money shot came from nowhere.
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WWE TV 10/07 - 10/13 Mamma Mia Nigel! The crowd is turning on Seth much like [REDACTED COMPARISON]
BTW, does anyone really knows what Bischoff is actually doing ? Meltz mentioned the other day when asked that very question that people backstage had no idea yet, but that Uncle Eric was seen at catering... (I don't even want to picture what the Bischoff podcast sounds like these days ! )
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The Wednesday Night War
Smells like WCW Spirit to me... (likewise, the order of the picks on the first draft show that was basically leaked)
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The Wednesday Night War
What did they do over the last two weeks ? They built toward the Saudi shows. The two major angles of the New Boom Era LOL have nothing to do with their actual audience or grabbing a new audience. It has everything to do with doing services for a crimical regime who beheaded a journalist last year. Meanwhile, AEW is talking to its fans and tries to deliver something they will enjoy.