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El-P

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  1. No shit. I'm there half admitting I kinda had an alcohol issue at one time and these fuckers are like "Oh, I drink a lot of soda and like coffee too much." Plus, let's say it outright : if you live in America, you don't actually drink *coffee*. What passes for coffee on the other side of the Atlantic is a piss poor excuse for coffee. Like I said before. Never did sports, hates it. Was always thin, kinda skinny. With age and alcohol consumption, I kinda got a bit a fat around my waist and face. Then : I've been doing DDP Yoga for a year or so (after the first year I actually got the App, and it's pretty great, so much stuff there to not get bored). I'm mostly doing Advanced/Extreme level stuff now (I'm slowly on my way to do one of these stupid extreme psycho push-ups), coupled with a few easier routines. Best shape ever at 42. I almost got abs, for fuck's sake. Yeah, if I was able to do that (without bothering to diet or stop drinking when I feel like it, which is more often than I should), anyone can, really.
  2. Indeed. Excellent match with a selling clinic by Matt. The finish was a beautiful idea, it warmed the Bret Hart fan in me. I really came to love the Young Bucks in New Japan, much less post-modern and goofy yet still using their crazy offensive repertoire.
  3. It didn't feel that long to me. The one issue I have with this one is the kinda no-sell of the leg at all during Tana's big comeback, before he actually had his leg buckle under him later on. This is only a minor issue though, as overall this was a terrific match. Maybe one could argue Suzuki not being able to have Tana give up quicker doesn't work that well. On the other hand it's been established at this point that we're not into that "quick submission" territory anymore, and the whole long submission hold period are less "spots" than "narratives", and this was all about Tanahashi rather having his leg literally chopped off his body than losing this match. Not MOTYC caliber, but excellent nonetheless. Suzuki is clearly one if not the best past 40 years old worker ever, and Tanahashi, even broken down, is still an amazing worker.
  4. Yep, seems like the strong "argument" days and Conrad "standing up" for Meltz are over. Sorry to ask, but what happened with Lawler ?
  5. "When you have to think about "Is having a drink today an issue or not ?", you're already having an issue." But not really, all things considered. Having shared the life of an alcoholic, you get some habits sometimes though.
  6. The clue makes it real easy. Kinda brillant.
  7. I guess listening to Meltz is the way I kept in touch with the scene as for a very, very long time, I was only following WWE from the business standpoint. I went back for a few years (more or less when Daniel Bryan won at Mania until the Saudi Arabia debacle, with various spots of interest) but the WWE still is a pretty awful product to watch anyway (some matches are great, but that's it, all the rest is eye gouging), so I'm probably going back to following more or less the business side again. Listening to the Bruce podcast certainly goes into that category as well. LU, which is the promotion I've been following the past few years, really, I don't care about the backstage stuff.
  8. I'd guess around 10 hours a week, but it can be a lot less or a lot more, depending on the mood. I'm binge watching TNA (currently 2008) but not always an episode a day either, or I can go hardcore and then not watch for an entire week. Plus I've got back to watch some 00's puroresu, mostly NOAH stuff and some current NJ, but when it's matches only it takes less times usually, so it's more digestible. As of now, I've dropped any WWE content (not saying I miss much, but I was regularly batting an eye at some weekly show matches and watched all the PPV, although cherry picking a lot of the time). Can't wait for LU to start again, as this is super easy to watch.
  9. El-P replied to The Thread Killer's topic in WWE
    Damn. Kane suck at politics too. And yeah, the fact Enzo's case was closed doesn't mean he didn't do anything, really...
  10. Even husbands and wife don't talk during the week. They wait until they get to RAW to address their issues either in the ring or in backstage segments, only when the camera is on. The WWE Universe is one fucked up twilight zone when you think about it...
  11. I never listened to a second of this ones, but it's pretty much exactly what I thought it would be. Yep. Not listening to that bullshit !
  12. It's striking how different Jado & Gedo work compared to the usual NJ teams. They are much more US influenced and it shows, as they are more about getting heat than anything else. They are still really solid though and have their act down pat (they really polished it, along with their bodies, in FMW before joining NJ, which was quite surprising at the time to me). It doesn't produce the great matches Kikuchi & Kanemaru usually have against Liger & (insert cool NJ junior) but it's a nice change of pace and approach. Jado has a terrific lariat to go along Gedo's terrific frogplash. Very good stuff.
  13. Makoto Hashi, the guy who thought it was a good idea to emulate Hiroyoshi Tenzan. As a junior wrestler. Well that fact apart, he was still quite the solid worker, going against veteran ass-kicker Kanemoto, getting his ass beat for a long while because Koji is just that much more experienced, better, meaner and hell, you're a Tenzan wannabe. It's all about Hashi proving himself worthy of pushing the almost legend to the edge and maybe score the upset. Very good match, because Kanemoto knows his stuff and Hashi's goofy (and neck-cracking) offense still gets over.
  14. Different dynamics as this one is held in NJPW. Well, Tanaka is still an arrogant prick and Liger is still heelish as hell. This is the one Kikuchi looks kinda rough at times, especially selling some of the shots like he's Kevin Sullivan or something. Still, it's really really good but not on the level of their previous one (the NJPW early 00's jinx effect ?). It was time to shake things up a bit. Still, a more than welcomed addition, with a whole lot of Liger vs Kikuchi goodness, while Kanemaru & Tanaka compete for who can be the biggest asshole. Tanaka was smooth as hell. No wonder he got Yumi.
  15. Tanaka was in full "I'm married to Yumi Fukawa and you're not" mode. He's such a great heel, I had no idea he had this in him (I'm more used to the old Battlart Tanaka). Yet another terrific junior interpromotional war, and that's all there is to it. It really gave Kikuchi a nice last great stint, although he looked really rough at times. But damn, heel Liger getting elbowed in the face never gets old. Great match. Again.
  16. Yeah, and that comes through more and more and actively drives my interest away, because the more it goes, the more the show looks like it's just a vehicule to sell shit and live shows now. My IRL distaste for sellers doesn't help I guess, but the whole Conrad stuff playing himself as "just a fan" when he's actually dating Flair's daughter and on the other hand bragging constantly about his large collection of memorabilia that he *OWNS*, ya know, is just getting tiresome, if not plain annoying. I've not given up because there are some good topics coming up, and a few of the last shows have been really good (the RVD one).
  17. It's been mentioned in the previous post that : and then my quote was : So there. As far as the rest goes, Bischoff is notoriously full of shit. And judging from the first episode, which I have listened, and various other interviews over the years, both in podcast and in classic Shoot interview mode (with KC), he's also not very entertaining nor engaging to me. So... And really, the idea of yet another Conrad show just doesn't appeal to me at this point and what I read in this thread, including from people who actually like the show, just confirm my idea that I'm not missing much at all, considering who's involved.
  18. Meltz totally burying Bischoff on the Bret Hart deal was quite entertaining. The fact Bischoff comes after Sullivan now apparently makes it even worse to me, as Sully as been credited by many as quite important to WCW's success during those days. Yeah, no time to listen to another bullshit show. At least Prichard is entertaining.
  19. El-P replied to KawadaSmile's topic in WWE
    Fuck me ! Really ? This video is everything why WWE sucks so bad. So wrong on every level.
  20. Off-topic : Holy shit man. In another life (the previous century), I was a medievalist too. I wrote my Master's thesis on Normand lineages in the Celtic fringes in the XI & XII centuries.
  21. Had a long-time girlfriend (attractive but crazy), an average paid job (French teacher in an international organization), a flat (small but near the center of Paris). Left all three a few years ago. Tried something else with someone else somewhere else. Failed. Since then, as Grandaddy would say : "I'm on standby". (and that's my post 9966. Perfect number.)
  22. These last two legit cracked me up.
  23. I could say a thing or two about Nia Jax, but I'm not sure how well it would be recieved... Ok, what the hell. Let me preface this by re-afirming that I find Nia Jax to be a mostly crappy worker who brings exactly jackshit to the table apart from a few basic power moves. I rated her as a third rate Eagle Sawaii before, but I'm not sure if she's even at this level. And just as poor a heel as a babyface. So, there it is. I also don't see shit in Jax "good looks" as sold by WWE. Maybe IRL (and by that I mean when she hasn't got a hundred layers of bad makeup plastered on her face and poorly reciting awful written promos) she is charming and all, but what I see on WWE TV really isn't. I'll go a step further, the way WWE pushed her as being attractive and model-like effectively makes her unattractive to me. Not to even mention the reason why they are pushing her that way (PC/PR bullshit), despite the fact they are going for the idiotic "be yourself' stuff, they are actually pushing Nia Jax as a form of super normative beauty type, with the über feminine makeup and long flowing hair. "Ok, she's a super big girl, but look at her face, she's actually in the norm of what's accepted as female beauty, she's model-like". She's absolutely not "herself" as in unique and attractive because of it. She's almost branded as "big *BUT* model-like" in a super normative way. To me (and that struck me from the very first time I saw her) she looks like Chyna post-operation when she was making herself more feminine. Again, maybe she looks super fine and has a terrific personnality IRL, but what I see on WWE TV is some unassuming monster-like worker (by her body-type only, that's what is being presented) cosplaying as a PC/PR barbie-doll-for-big-girls. The fact she really isn't a good performer at all on any level surely doesn't help seeing through that stuff either. Now I'll take another exemple. I always thought Bison Kimura was attractive. Yeah, Bison Kimura. Not the same kind of body type, but not exactly your typical hot modely girl either. And that face too with the grotesque makeup. Hell, someone mentionned Reggie Bennett earlier. I second this. The giant Kim Deal-like smile probably played a huge part. The huge boobs too (let's be blunt for once). But there was something about Reggie Bennett (a BIG girl in her own right) that was definitely really attractive, something about her personnality that came through. Meanwhile, Nia Jax being *sold* as model-like and presented in a very conscious effort with a normative kind of beauty (despite her frame : what matters is her overly plastered face and worked hair, which is the idea of "attractive" to the WWE people. As they can't sell her body, they focus on her face.) absolutely works against her to me, because it contradicts itself both formally (ok, that's subjective I guess, I do not find her attractive at all, that's a fact) and as far as what they are pretending to present (a "different" kind of beauty, which she is not, she's actually totally obeying and conveying a sense of norm).
  24. Arn Anderson always seemed to me like he would be big there too.

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