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This. This match did not just overdelivered. It had no right being even close to what it ended up being. And Rousey looked awesome.

What the fuck is happening. The match was nothing, they Rousey made a hot tag and it's an awesome spectacle since then. Even Angle turned it up.

Rousey's hot tag is making the match. So, experiment = success.

This match is dying. Have Rousey beat the shit out of Stephy already. No one cares about the two old geezers.

Angle is kinda sad to watch.

It's not a kilt. It's a skirt.

Damn, TriPaul is ripped. #WELLNESSNOTINMYNAME

You know, two white bikers with iron crosses, if you don't realize the connexion with Lemmy's fetish for WWII (and German especially) memorabilia, owners of a company that financed Donald Trump... it's kinda.... Agreed. Kinda lazy. I guess it's a way to make American Bad-ass Taker look less special...

It is That Indian Guy. Respect my brand, damnit. Exactly what one French announcer said. Clearly early.

I predicted the results from these posts. Seriously, what the fuck ?

Come on people, Roode has a stupid entrance and gimmick, but he's still solid as hell.

Bobby Roode was good as part of Team Canada. So yeah, I would agree.

Agius & Chereau IN DA HOUSE !!!! No. NO ! NOT ORTON !!! I HAVE TO STAY AWAKE !!!

I'm nursing mine right now. Awwww.... THAT match. Ok. Somewhere in Canada, Tiger Ali Singh is crying, saying to himself "It could have been me."

I thought Cena was gonna spear Charlotte on the ramp...

This was fucking great. And if you disagree, would you kindly go fuck yourself ? Thank you.

As someone who shared the life of an alchoholic for ten years, I know the feeling. Gotta work that pint. Charlotte & Asuka feels big. Moolah would be proud... (.......)

Face Fuck Me Finn-girl thinks he's hetero too.

Holy shit, these entrances... They really have outdone themselves. I shudder to think about TriPaul & Steph later on !

Really enjoyed the opener. Super fun spot orgy that didn't get ridiculous and built and built and built. The frog splash was a thing of beauty. Miz & Balor shined the most to me. So, Asuka next ? Cool, I'm still awake.

Damn. It's past 1 AM here. Bon appétit.

I called Stephy a "hot dothraki wife" last year. Someone is spying on us.

Ah ah ah.

Shown on French TV almost live ? WTF ? (back to Mania)

She sounds like a chain-smoker. I could make a great wordplay in French, but that absolutely wouldn't translate. Speaking of which, I'm soon gonna end up a good 10 minutes behind you guys. The good part is that I'm gonna get the hilarious French announcing instead of FORTHEWINWRESTLEMANIAMOMENTUNIVERSEEVOLUTION.