El-P

He's the coolest mofo in the city.

I laughed.

She always is, really.

Wow. A Lois Rules sign. Tony Schiavone's wife at Mania. Where was Naomi hiding ?

Paige sounds like she binge drank all week-end.

It's not even an argument. It's like one had an agent putting it together and one they didn't even bother. They counted on ring general Kane to direct traffic on the fly.

Agreed. She already looked like a star in the MYC. The braid shot is fucking awesome. She's like Dutch Mantel... of sorts.

This Women's Battle Royal is much better than the guys'. #OVERRATEWWEWOMENMATCHES But no, seriously.

I legit cracked up !

The Rock with the best promo of the night.

More like Rocky Maivia. Ok, so we don't get the American Badass.

Hey, the cool girl with a braid from MYC !

Women got intros. Because EVOLUTION BITCHES !!! Hope Becky wins it. No, I really want Lana to win, but hey...

Paige's got a sore throat...

Drunk Cena is the best though. The woman next to him is gonna have a blast.

This pre-show is deadly boring, really. Let's have a bunch of C-shows guys have a throwaway match to fill time instead. Oh, wait, we just had that.

Gaaaawwwwd, WWE drama with "Stop ! this is enough !". "Fine" match, I guess. Can we play the Cena game now ?

Match is so nothing that they run a promo video now.

Cena's acting is so bad.

Paul London has been great fun in Lucha Underground. Gotta put LU over.

Glad I'm not teh only one who thought about that. I can't stand those body armor suits.

Next guy to enter the Royal Rumble in 52mn... wait...

No shit. Plus I've seen this kind of intro a bunch of time on the indie shows already. Is this a thing now ?

It's FREE = a shot. FUCKING WASTED !!!!

First WrestleMania Momenttm. I can't wait to switch to the French TV.