El-P

So, Bray Wyatt's repackaging is Bray Wyatt as a jobber.

JR praising underused talent = kiss of death.

20 years of experience.

https://www.wwe.com/livestream Goldust looks ridiculously good.

Kane vs Corbin. Are they trying to put me to sleep already ? It's not fair, I want to watch Mania !

Cena pretends to be excited. What an AR.

Why is JR calling this shit instead of the main events ?

Chad Gable looks like Jim Powers in WCW.

Dolph Ziggler doing his best Micheals cosplay. Matt Hardy better win.

He and Maria got the best deal ever.

R-Truth is still employed ?

The Ascension are still employed ?

LAwler isn't gonna call the Women's Battle Royal, is he ?

Mania is FREE !!! Don't give us your money, we don't want it !!!

Not really related, but did you hear Harry Smith went nuts at Wrestlecon and threw a cup of hot coffee in Jake the Snake's face? Damn, he's bizarre. Replace coffe by beer & wine (and coffee at some point, because what the hell) and that's me too. The show hasn't started yet ? Damn, I better get confy on the couch already. Browsing through my brand-new DDPYoga App now, waiting for a boring Battle Royal which will be won by a guy who won't get any kind of push in the upcoming months. The set is spectacular.

I have preserved my sanity by stopping my Mania Weekend binge early. Kept Takeover and ROH and all the other indy shows for later. Gonna try to make it through the night.

No time to watch that before Mania. I doubt I can watch Takeover or the ROH either. Just too damn many shows. Probably gonna spread out my WMW during the week. But the card really looks fun as hell if you ask me.

Oh my God, for fuck's sake. Maggie, no less. Stephy is even worse than I thought.

Not familiar with some of the names yet. Too many bearded guys !

I get the feeling Crash had a lot of the same guys as LU vs IMPACT, which is a bit odd to me. Not exactly different. EVOLVE 103 was quite the good card, with Tim Thatcher vs Garrini as a good shoot-style match, WALTER vs Darby Allin was a very good big vs small slugfest and Riddle vs Sekimoto as good as it sounds. The Dickinson match was quite solid too. Pleasantly surprised by this promotion. The only real bad thing is the announcing.

Modern shoot-syle if I've ever saw one. Super solid match. Fun stuff.

Don't feel the love for this match, but maybe I'm not familiar enough with Tim Thatcher to really gauge it. Interestingly worked, at the very least.

Really enjoyed the Beyond intergender show for the most part. Really worked from top to bottom and makes you think hard about what pro-wrestling is and how it actually works in term of physical dynamics and symbolic representation (not to mention how it actually evolves). Some legit good straight matches like the Kimber Lee and Twisted Sisters ones. Laura James doing the pussy flip (I guess) was brillant. Joey Janela & Penelope Ford vs. Session Moth Martina & Orange Cassidy legit cracked me up a few times. Way too meta/post-modern for some people I guess, not to mention really crass with Mr. Socko as a used condom, but I found it was funny as hell. Orange Cassidy is my new favourite gimmick.

What a mess. This guy won't find work anywhere anymore. (well, it's pro-wrestling, he may show up in the Crash or something in two weeks)

That's it. I was thinking about some cover album, silly me (it does exist, but the same way the kneepads do then). Thanks !