Everything posted by El-P
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Your most "Against The Grain" opinion on wrestling
Makes sense. All you need is practice on the oral skills (comprehension & production), but if you're not taking course and/or living in the country where the language is spoken, it's hard. Even then, you can easily get by in Paris with only speaking English for instance, as long as you don't have to deal with the administrations.
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Your most "Against The Grain" opinion on wrestling
English also happens to be the easiest language to learn. Japanese is not (well, for Korean or Chinese, it's probably easier than English, closer at least for Koreans, but still, English is not a complicated language to learn and talk in a way you can get understood).
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Your most "Against The Grain" opinion on wrestling
I take Matt Striker in LU over anyone else in WWE expect the French announcers who can make almost any shit product watchable because of their chemistry and lack of WWEism.
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Your most "Against The Grain" opinion on wrestling
"When the seagulls follow the trawler..."
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Your most "Against The Grain" opinion on wrestling
As a language teacher, I gotta say, 15 years in a country and using a translator, yeah, it's kinda lame.
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Joey Styles has been released
Styles is a Trump supporter ? Damn. That's extreme.
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Conor/Roman drama thread
Not only that, but still lusting over Kurt Angle as a potential shooter in 2016, really ? Pro-wrestlers are still an insecure bunch it seems.
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Conor/Roman drama thread
That's how you should be able to cut a promo in 2016.
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[2000-12-23-NOAH-Great Voyage] Shinya Hashimoto vs Takao Omori
Shinya Hashimoto vs Takao Omori Hash. Damaged goods after the godawful career killer feud with Ogawa, but still, not a lot of guys had *that* presence. Maybe Choshu. Nah, Hash was even greater than Choshu. This is as simplistic as it gets. Omori is blonde, which means he's an asshole. That's how Japan works. Omori is a dick but he's NOAH's dick and he'll try resist and take down Hash with simple lariatos. Hash kicks him hard. Stiff, to the point. How to get the most in less than ten minutes. Gotta love fucking "strong style", before it became a tagline for smart ass fans and indy announcers. Gotta love Japan. And Hash is puroresu in its purest form. Very good short match.
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[2000-08-06-NOAH-Departure II] Kenta Kobashi vs Jun Akiyama
For most guys, having a very good match is an accomplishment, it takes the most of what they can deliver. For these two, having a very good match meant they left a lot on the side for later. Yeah, sure Kobashi was Kobashi, with everything awesome and goofy about it. Still. Not sure about those new white on white tights for Akiyama though, and Kobashi would soon change for the classic black with prints NOAH Ace tights. This was foreshadowing of things to come, and very promising. Akiyama being kind of a dick was a major change compared to his All Japan character. Time to grow up, young padawan.
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[2000-08-05-NOAH-Departure] Mitsuharu Misawa & Akira Taue vs Kenta Kobashi & Jun Akiyama
"Wow, dude, Misawa was a selfish booker, he always put himself back in the mix" Yeah. Right. Watch this, ignorant fools. Who else as the boss and booker of a brand new major promotion does the job in 20 seconds to a submission hold, and sells it for minutes afterward on the mat, just so he tries to make a new star ? Misawa sure tried hard. He was kinda banged up, as was Kobashi, but damn, I had not watched any of these guys since Misawa died, and yeah, oh yeah, I remember why they are considered some of the greatest ever. Taue and Akiyama were super solid there too, actually looking better than the All Japan Ace & Heir in what was a very good, hot match with everything done to build Jun as the upcoming Man, and get some focus back on submissions. NOAH was such a fun promotion when it started.
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Shoots Review and Preview thread
I always was curious about a Raymond Rougeau shoot interview (he had been the voice of pro-wrestling for me for years in my earlier fan days) and finally here it is. Fantastic stuff. One of the smartest and by all account nicest guys in the business :
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Shoots Review and Preview thread
A few thing from Glen Gilberti's Guest Booker. First, although I don't agree with his way of looking at things concerning Russo, he comes off like a genuine and likable guy, with a true love for old-school wrestling too. Second, he gives the straight story about the infamous "Disco booking ideas" that have been around, apparently to the highest of places if you believe his last (and pretty funny) story. _Bill Ding, the evil architect, was a Terry Taylor idea, he says (like Hugh Morrus, as Taylor loves these kind of wordplay). _The Alien Invasion was his, but obviously a joke, and a pretty funny one, especially for the idea of the Canadians being Martians, Mike Tenay being an honorary Canadians because of ove hockey so much, and where the whole thing leads in the end. _And as far as The Invisible Man, it's actually a pretty funny comedy undercard idea and built in a pretty logical, conceivable way (without giving it away, it's all about heels making a gullible "simple minded" character believe that an Invisible Man is actually there) Glen takes some credit for the Lance Storm booking in WCW, which would be the best thing under Russo's regime in WCW (as far as getting a guy over). It's odd that this guy never was hired in WWE in any capacity. I mean, they made fucking Simon Dean an agent. Nova, for fuck's sake. Gilberti milked a low undercard comedy gimmick for like 5 years, made it work way more than he had the right too, got over and delivered a few solid matches in the process. And his work in TNA, if you put aside the ill-advised push against AJ Styles and first weeks teaming with Sanders in awful angles, is totally to his credit too, with lot of good mic work again.
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Ryback & WWE part ways
Great job. Kayfabe-wise, awful work though.
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Ryback & WWE part ways
Stop making sense Matt. It's unbearable for some people "around these parts". Well, the last I've seen the Ryback was the Kalisto matches earlier in the year. He didn't strike me as particulary good in these either.
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So...I went to an Indy show headlined by Tatanka tonight.....
Awesome. A veteran heel needs to make this his gimmick.
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Ryback & WWE part ways
Well, yes, that too, but then again, I didn't want a reply that would include the letters CM Punk in it, so I passed. Well, I got the "ya old" reply instead, which is worst. I guess since I'm not on Twitter ("ya old" etc), I'm missing on The Ryback's best work. He'll probably do a boring Youshoot in the months to come.
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Ryback & WWE part ways
Well, I've always been consistent about my steroid bashing, even for guys I really enjoy. Notice that I also pointed out his awful RVD-like tights and Goldy-rip-off character as part of my lashing out. That's 2/3 of non steroid-related (yeah, Goldy is all about the Goldyness) elements. And yeah, Neville is a bloated spot monkey with no personnality and I don't get the appeal (is there ?) either.
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Ryback & WWE part ways
Ah, goc doing his usual "anti flippy-floppy" run-in, because god knows it's not dated by know. As far as small guys using roids, yeah, I was all over Benoit and Eddie's ass like 12 years ago at least (yeah my fellow Euro friend, I'm old, kinda). How do they say ? Beating a dead horse ? Well, you're running a genocide on the hippodrome here. But hey, yeah, The Ryback (feel that fine The Summerslam vibe from that name) sucks, never got the appeal at all. And in an age where apparently, we're all for "wellness", it's kinda crazy that a steroid guy like this still gets lauded to some degrees. But whatever. Feed some more I guess.
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Ryback & WWE part ways
The "ya old" line ? Really ? Come on, fellow shoot-style fan, that's as lame as a Fujiwara headbutt.
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Ryback & WWE part ways
The last thing Lucha Underground needs is a second rate steroid-ladden Goldy rip-off with awkward color scheme RVD-like tights. Keep this kind of throwback-to-shittier-times away from my favourite promotion please, it took me forever to come around Cage, who's a machine apparently. (the "anti-smarky" attitude is the brand new über hipster smarky attitude)
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Your most "Against The Grain" opinion on wrestling
This thread has totally spiraled out of control into insane contrarianism, snobish trolling and revisionnism (among some good points made). Poor guys wanting to put a podcast ouf of this.
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Least Favorite Wrestling Move/Strike in Pro Wrestling
Going trough the painfull TNA Summer of 2004 (seemingly got really bad with the anniversary show after a bunch of really good shows), Petey Williams seems like one of the worst laws-of-gravity offender ever. The Canadian Destroyer is obviously a dumb as fuck move (while the Code Red can pass for playable if you do it with enough momentum), but he does something even worst. I wouldn't even know how to describe it. He gets like a reversed front face lock, like a reverse DDT position, then seemingly pushes the other guy... upside (???) so the other guy does a flip onward to bumps on his face and belly, while Williams himself bumps backward on his ass. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ? Even Edge would find this shit stupid.
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Your most "Against The Grain" opinion on wrestling
Couldn't agree more.
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Your most "Against The Grain" opinion on wrestling
Tony Schiavone at his best >> Jim Ross in general.