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Well, this stuff would be better off the woman horror stories. I'd like to keep this thread about TNA if possible. If anyone can move it. Thanks in advance.

WORD And yeah, WTF with that indy guy #6 of all time ? Tarzan Goto placing, however, is pretty cool.

To me, it's between New Jack and Murakami.

PPV 29 This show is all over the place ! The most infamous moment here is probably Tony Schiavone first and I believe only appearance on a wrestling card after the demise of WCW, cutting a shooty-shooty promo. He’s actually good at it, although it’s sad he has to play into Russo’s chauvinist pig stuff with Goldilocks. Plus after a while, his rambling against Mike Tenay (who’s goofy as hell when he gets that über-serious face of his) just goes nowhere and the crowd chants boring. « Total nonstop action has officialy stopped », as the signed said. Plus there was another Percy Pringle promo beforehand (which gets forgotten immediately, the poor guy just vanishes basically) and Russo showing up afterward. Schiavone as a heel announcer under anyone but Russo would have been quite entertaining though. A bunch of bad matches basically building toward Jerry Lynn vs Ron Killings, with poor execution of the angle. Bad match too with Amazing Red vs Jorge Estrada, who looks useless at this point. Hey, Disco, well, Glen Gilberti is showing up. That is promising… (and I liked Disco, but with Russo at the helm, it's scary) The mixed tag between the teams of Siaki & Desire and Kash & Trinity was a bunch of spots. Actually, it got a « tag your partner ! » chant when the guys were in. Trinity did a top rope quebrada. Athena runs-in. Konnan runs-in after the match and beats on Siaki, then requests an interview with Tenay. More shoot interviews coming I guess. You know, there’s something almost compelling about TNA being the official yet low budget spin-off of WCW’s demise. Then you get BJ James apparently feuding with his referee brother now. Well, at least there are storytelling legs to that feud, but out of shape Road Dog vs retired Scott Armstrong, the lesser worker of the four, is not a match I’m dying to see. In a kinda crazy way, it is kinda cool that the two most solid matches on this 2003 PPV came from matches involving Larry Z., against AJ Styles in a match were Styles has to beat him twice in less than ten minutes, and the Rock’n Roll Express, who turned on tradition because we need a swerve every week, against AMW in the main event. The Larry match was really well worked and even better than the previous week’s match. Ricky Morton still looks solid as hell and although he really doesn’t do anything spectacular, he’s still a good worker at this point. Solid main event, and Chris Harris could learn a thing or two about making a hot comeback from those guys. Raven cut a promo which thankfully didn’t involved Russo nor tradition nor WCW, leading to a Jarrett beatdown. Then later he cut another one on AJ Styles when he requested a title match and immediately there’s some intrigue about a three man feud on top. Raven looks really good, and seeing him bumping and rolling around almost makes Jeff looks like a legit badass. Less Russo and SEX and more Raven vs Jarrett vs AJ Styles please. 2003/01/29 Larry Zbyszko vs AJ Styles

Well, we kinda expected a boring list from you, really... *grin*

Honestly, I could have voted for Kevin Sullivan. I did not, but I'm kinda glad he got some love. Great picture too, so un-Devil like.

Murakami #10. I don't think I've ever seen any decent performance out of this guy, much less matches. Ogawa-like in his fake shoot-style suckiness, although his maneurisms were terrific in a way. BITCHING !! Matsunaga mostly sucked too, but his insanity kinda made up for it. Still, he kinda sucked, and I'm a japanese sleazy garbage fan.

New Jack #25.

Yes. Pretty damn funny to me.

It was a joke, Jerry. Yeah, I know. That's exactly why I said what I said.

Robert Fuller's pic. "You've still got it !" That helped a lot. I remember having several luchadors in my list despite never really watching lucha, just because I had seen a few great matches. This time around, I have none because I really haven't watched any lucha since that time.

The bikini modeling really wasn't who Fukawa was at all. So there, new avatar, much more fitting. Plus, loved that little promotion.

Now I understand why Johnny didn't get the Jericho's tights joke, which was really good. Well, Mima Shimoda finished tied in with Trish Stratus. And Memphis as been like one of the most popular stuff in our little circle for a decade or so at this point (even more when you think DVDVR). So yeah, the fact a RINGS foreigner not called Volk Han gets any vote in surprising to me. It's not like RINGS was very talked about anyway even back then outside or an even smaller circle which I was a part of.

New Jack may be a sociopath, but he's still a pretty funny guy. Although I wish another pro-wrestler would have the same first name as I do.

Come on, an obscure Russian guy from RINGS, 16 years after shoot-style went out of style. I find it pretty amazing, in a good way of course. Always liked Kopylov.

in fact... can we still turn in ballots for tag team? Please That would be awesome. I was too focused on the singles to really take a crack at tag teams. Thirded. And... Andrei Kopylov got 4 votes ? Wow. That's quite amazing. RINGS fans somewhere.

So you're the high vote for Dory ?

Garvin was all entrance and gimmick. Similar to Finn Balor today. YEAH I SAID IT! I thought the Hayes and Garvin Freebirds were supposed to be sucky, windbag, give the fans as little as possible heels. They sure did. I take Freebirds 90 entrance complete with DDP and Diamond dolls over Finn Balor goofy cosplay anyway too. And would probably have thought so at 14 years old too.

tag teams in may? This Yes. Interrupting the single countdown now would be kinda frustrating, no ?

Funny. That being said, Jimmy Garvin at #47 is pretty much as baffling as HTM to me. Garvin is one of the most boring wrestler ever. Yes, that includes his prime in WCCW. At least HTM was supposed to suck.

Catching up with Lucha Underground Season 2. Well, I'd say it's even better than season 1 thus far. And they manage to make Matanza work for me, despite hating this kind of no-selling dirty looking masked monster kind of character to begin with. Really the best thing that happened in pro-wrestling in the last 16 years.

I didn't get the ARSION reference/joke here. I wish grumpy veteran heel bitch Cuty would have showed up in ARSION though. Agree with the Cuty/Takako pairing. Just ridiculous. I always enjoyed when Cuty was a little older and she had that more edgy, grumpy-like character when she worked with the younger girls. Not to say she was the sexiest Tenryu ever, but since bot had that awkward execution at times, actually, it might actually be truer than I make it to be. I'm the low vote on Savio. Going through WWF TV in 96, I can say without much hesitation he was the best TV worker of the promotion that year. Better than Michaels overall ? Well... He doesn't have the great matches apart from that Austin strap match, but week-to-week...

Man, this guy is such a tool on every level. He only rehashed the same shit he did in WCW. Not only his ideas suck, but he's got about three our four of them at most. PPV 28 The Sheik is dead and TNA is live on PPV in Australia. To celebrate, Lollipop pulls up her tights into G-string shape to show little Aussie flags on her ass cheeks and sluts it up a notch by shaking da booty. In an awesome moment of timing, Tenay says at exactly the same instant « This is what we have came down to. » Two notable things, other than Lollipop’s, a good AMW vs XXX (Skipper & Low-Ki) tag title match, although Chris Harris kinda flubbed the pacing at one time before the last stretch. But the work until then was fun, especially by Ki and Harris (ok, they fucked up a spot badly at the beginning but were fine after that). Not the crispest work as you can guess, as AMW go through too much stuff too quickly, but still a breath of fresh air. XXX steals one, old-school style with a belt shot. Other good point, the debut of Raven, which probably had been spoiled since there was a « Raven » sign visible in the crowd during the terrible four-way main event of Jarrett vs Daniels vs Heavy D vs James, with Jeff bleeding, poor brawling in the stands, table spot and Jarrett eliminating his three opponents. Only cool moment was referee Scott Armstrong rebelling against his brother BJ James and kicking him in the nuts, although it didn’t make sense that a referee would do that, really. Raven steals the belt, with the entire locker room watching him DDT Jarrett without doing anything. Then runs away with Russo. Well, ok, the surprise was cool since Raven really is the first guy with any relevancy directly jumping from a WWE stint to TNA, but the execution was kinda goofy and the fact he’s aligned with Russo is a bummer from the start. AJ Styles works a perfectly ok match with Larry Z., who’s more fun to watch than 90% of this roster honestly. Styles really shows his versatility by not trying to do stupid stuff, keeping it at the right pace and bumping good for Larry. Solid stuff. Opener was ok for an SAT match as David Young, Jimmy Yang & Shark Boy worked quite well with those bad spotmonkeys. Amazing Red actually looked as bad as his partners this time around, very sloppy work for once. What else ? Jorge Estrada looking terrible against Ashley Hudson, who as a wink to Australia isn’t as appealing as Lollipop’s ass shaking, really. Mike Sanders & David Flair making Lynn & Killings look boring and bad. Ok, I’m down on Sanders already. Two useless segment with legends, a pathetic rambling pre-taped promo by Piper (leading to nothing) and Dusty Rhodes confronting Nikita Koloff, talking about Magnum TA and stuff. Ya know, nostalgia is okay for one show, but this is ridiculous and goes nowhere, no matter how good Dusty is on the mic. Plus you get a swerve at the end and a Dusty beatdown. Yawn. And a useless gimmicky X-division title match bewteen Siaki, a jobber and Athena. Still made more sense than the main event and better worked than David Flair or Estrada. Basically a build toward Siaki & Desire vs Kash & Trinity. I hope for a moonsault. Konnan beats up X-division guys again. 2003/01/22 AMW vs XXX (Skipper & Low-Ki)

Could have found a better goofy/awesome pic for Suzuki though :

I dunno which one is better, the John Tatum or the Ken Shamrock pic. I'm amazed in a good way that I'm actually the low vote on Cuty Suzuki. Part of way too many great stuff for me to forget about her. JWP was a terrific little promotion.