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This is going to be really weird when he starts to take his pants off.

That tiny hope that Roman runs back down to destroy him is fading by the second.

Taker understands gif wrestling better than anyone.

Yeah, I thought that was it too.

Taker's putting on a good Atlantis performance here. I wouldn't mind that pairing this October in Arena Mexico. He's no LA Park in brawls though.

On that spear, I initially got worried until I realized it was Reigns not Taker who landed weird. The black gear sort of blurred into itself.

From who? Kane? Samoa Joe? Rollins and Ambrose? Nakamura? Balor? Rocky? Curtis Axel? Yes? I'm holding out hope for the Stacey and Elliott's Divas Invasion Army, but I'll take what I can get. I seriously don't think anyone's running in. Expect disappointment.

From who? Kane? Samoa Joe? Rollins and Ambrose? Nakamura? Balor? Rocky? Curtis Axel?

I have subtitles on and it just says [jeers]

JR did a better job getting down the ramp than half the roster.

I get the feeling that Alexa's probably overjoyed to have been able to put over Naomi on this stage.

I feel terrible, absolutely terrible, but I literally need to go piss now. I'm sorry.

The first minute or two of that felt like one of those quasi shoot (But with Hashimoto) early 00 NJPW things that Elliott tries to make me watch.

I'm not saying that match was entirely my thing but I will say that without a doubt the move of the night at Wrestlemania 33 was a fucking leapfrog. That is amazing.

The leapfrog heard around the video game wrestling world!

I'm worried about Heyman's heart making it down the ramp. I don't think Sydney Greenstreet could have made the walk.

Women could still be a piss break match? Otherwise, with all the time they wasted it's a crime.

I want to see Charlotte as Sister Abagail so that she can do the figure 8 bridge while Bray does the spider walk.

I don't understand who thought this match was a good idea. There were so many different ways this could have gone.

Is anyone else just waiting for the next maggots moment?

I like picturing Rowan in the truck with a headset.

If they superimpose Warrior's body on the mat like that, Hunter can get his Wrestlemania win back.

I want them to do "The floor is lava!" next.

This match hasn't started yet. I went and checked. Dataintcash hasn't posted anything in a few days.

And that cracked me up. And woke me up too. Now I have to watch the match. Fuuuuck. I don't know. With the length of this ramp, I'm not sure you're making it through this entrance.