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This recap package is making me miss Pitbull.

I totally thought that black and white viper head was a turtle head instead for a second. You can't pin the turtle because he's got ding dong shoulders!

Why is this still happening?

Remember when Matt and Jeff came out? Good times.

I'd be really happy if Brodus Clay came out and took him out. Or the Drifter. I'd take the Drifter.

That Pedigree counter segment with selective leg selling was the absolute worst. But seriously, how did Steph not dodge Hunter's slow crawl post superkick head stumble? Moolah could have dodged that and she's dead.

That Steph bump was Three Stooges-esque.

This has basically become Shane vs Taker all over again.

Things that I have no use for that I would welcome at this point: Ronda Rousey

I would have liked that Triple H "kick the leg out" cut off spot more if we hadn't already seen it twice (Owens on Jericho on the apron to set up the finish and Charlotte on Bayley to cut her off and set up the knee into corner/figure four). If I was Hunter, I'd be sort of pissed.

I give him some credit for selling after every stupid thing he hits. I'd give him more credit if he was adapting his offense to the situation instead.

I may or may not be trying to find something for us to watch on netflix as this runs.

Wait, has Pitbull played yet?

IMMORTAN H!

No Stephanie as Zuul though. Maybe Samoa Joe can come out with him carrying a sax case with a tommy gun in it. If he came out with Joe and the Revival, it'd literally be the best thing. It'd also make him an instant face to the crowd (not that he won't be).

Isn't Crossfit supposed to make someone LESS prone to injuries?

Oh god, the Rollins match. We were doing so well.

I hope Jake the Snake is waiting for them behind the curtain.

I think I can safely say that our sanity level is way higher than last year at this time.

I'll say this, I haven't wildly refreshed "Thehill.com" once in the last few hours, so WWE has that in the win column for tonight.

I've set my expectations up so that I will be disappointed by anything other than Cena turning on Nikka and joining with Miz. I don't think I can win this one.

And my feed is back. I have still never seen a Karl Anderson match. I meant to this time though!

Ok, my feed crashed. I guess I'm not watching my first Karl Anderson match.

Crap, now I have to watch my first Karl Anderson match ever. I'm caught up.

I marked out huge for Charlotte slamming Bayley's knee into the exposed corner buckle.