Matt D

Back to reality here. I love the Bad News Bliss podium!

I'm checking back in for Bryan's entrance but then it's back to parenting. I've got to transcribe this interview my teenager did with some professor in the UK for his independent research project on teen depression so that he doesn't fail horribly. He was further in the hole than we thought. Wait, why is Vanguard 1 tracking Bryan?

Ok, I'm mostly back. So from what I can tell, the entrance was funny in a sort of "progression" way. Steph got a bike of her own and they got to share the harem this year. The crowd went nuts for Ronda punching Hunter a lot. And the Bludgeon Brothers had a fun entrance. Did I miss anything?

Work escalated. I'm trying to create enough distance to actually watch the Steph/HHH entrance. I've completely abandoned you guys for the match itself.

I'm getting some work done while this one is on. Multi-man matches for mid-level belts aren't my thing this year.

I like after a whole show of Cena reaction shots we got an Asuka reaction shot on Cena running.

Asuka won.

Yeah, I mean that was earned to a degree, but maybe not SUBMISSION earned? Seems like a massive waste. I guess they're building to Charlotte vs Ronda in 6 months/a year?

The last minute or so's been great.

Maybe a Spanish Fly with the height difference isn't the best idea?

That call of "Charlotte and Asuka both down on the floor in this Smackdown women's title match." made me think they were going to another commercial.

Playing catch up. Ring entrances are amazing. I hope those guys end up NXT champions soon.

Food's in. Double backed for the finish. At least we know Rollins isn't ruining the main event again. I'll catch back up for this soon.

Balor should be feuding with Kid Rock.

One of the worst things about him was that he didn't change up his ring work at all when he was the demon, so I guess eliminating that could be a good thing. Granted, I'd give him more points if he changed up his ringwork as the inclusion-warrior.

I'm not actually watching this match. I like Miz, but not THAT much. I'm going to make the kids dinner or something. Jerome's in charge.

Ok good. Instead of the actually over Demon look, Finn's brought out Bonnie Steamboat and a baby instead.

I approve of Miz' Dagwood Bumstead eye glasses.

Look at all those signs. What is this? 1999? What a bunch of jerks.

Let's get Rollins out of the way.

Oh no. Becky's going to run out and deck this lady singing for wearing orange!

#cattywomen

Bayley gets her big moment and STILL loses. Remember three years ago when it felt like they could print money with her?

And this thing is heading to Bayley vs Sasha which has had months of build.

It's not even an argument. It's like one had an agent putting it together and one they didn't even bother.