FanCam 7-3-98

Lance Storm/Chris Candido v. Blue Meanie/Super Nova

Pre-match Storm says he's not going to wrestle such a shitty team in such a shitty building so he sits ringside while Candido works the match. Candido hits a lot of sweet offense on Nova who eventually gets the hot tag and Meanie runs in and gets hit with a chair by Storm after a brief offensive run. Entertaining.

Mike Awesome v. Masato Tanaka

Standard match for the two. Featured one awkwardly blown spot and the finish was pretty unconvincing as they'd taken so much shit that a stand alone roaring elbow didn't seem like it would phase either guy.

Justin Credible/Jason Knight v. Jerry Lynn/Pablo Marquez (Elimination Match)

This just pissed me off. Made no sense to book a straight tag elimination with these two teams and we never got a lengthy Marquez v. Knight segment. Finish was shitty and botched.

Taz v. Lance Storm

Short match with Storm taking a lot of suplexes and getting beat after flurry.

Chris Chetti v. Danny Doring

Boy this sucked. Not even the Big Don could save this. Doring came to the ring with the FBI for some reason and they tried some comedy spots but they fucked them all up or they just came off as puzzling. Chetti kissing Gudio in front of crowd of bigoted ECW mutants whowere chanting Hiroshima at Tanaka was supposed to get a face pop? Really? Ugh. Rich bumped and bled and the crowd still didn't give a shit. Lord this match went on forever. Just bad.

Balls Mahoney/Axl Rotten v. Sabu/Rob Van Dam

This was a total train wreck but an entertaining one. Lots of botched shit, but it came across like shit being botched because the situation was so chaotic and not because of prop malfunctions (though there were several). Fun clusterfuck.

Mike Lozansky v. Spike Dudley

Lozansky brags after every move he hits and then takes an easy fall.

D-Von Dudley/Bubba Dudley/Big Dick Dudley/Jack Victory v. New Jack/Tommy Dreamer/Spike Dudley/John Kronus

I think this was the official match? Not that it matters. It's not going through.