Dirty White Boy/Paul Orndorff v. Brian Lee/Ron Garvin

 

This is JIP and starts with Garvin in peril. Based on the announcing at least ten minutes are cut. Garvin is fine selling here, but the problem is that this is totally devoid of any context as you have no clue how he got in such a compromising situation. Build to the hot tag was okay, but Garvin is a guy you want to see beating people up not desperate for the help of Brian god damn Lee. Finish with Garvin decking DWB into a sunset flip from Lee was pretty cool though.

 

Tim Horner v. Dirty White Boy (Street Fight)

 

Horner fucking decks Anthony in the face after a leapfrog which gets a literal pop from me at 4 AM to the displeasure of my wife. Horner beats White Boy all over the building, grinding up his face with a bar, tossing him into a wall, et. DWB's selling is good and when he takes over this one gets a wilder feel as he runs him full speed into a wall, kicks him with total contempt on the floor, tosses him onto a table, et. Horner comes back with the dreaded coke cup punch, but Anthony rightfully brushes it off and DDT's him on the floor. Horner ends up face planting into a stack of chairs. They disappear and when they come back on screen they go into a really great punch exchange that DWB ends with an eyepoke and another wall shot. God damn Anthony is awesome in this as he just beats the fuck out of Horner, pulling his shirt over his face and punching him hard as hell and then dragging him onto the exposed portion of the hardwood floor for another DDT. I have seen lots of "guys drag other guys by head around arena" spots but none of them that actually meant anything before that one. Horner's shirt is half off, ripped to hell and Anthony is just punching him hard as fuck. Then he beals him with the remnants of his shirt when they get into the ring. DWB ends up taking his big leaping bump off of Horner's comeback punches. Finish is cool as Horner angrily kicks him in the balls, then atomic drops him into the ropes and they do a double head bump with Anthony on top. You think that is going to be the bullshit way to put over DWB, but Horner hooks him with a quick crucifix for the finish. Horner was good here, but Anthony was just great on a totally different level.

 

Dirty White Boy v. Tracy Smothers (Street Fight)

 

DWB grabs the confederate flag a couple of times early and each time Smothers pounces on him and lays into him. Smothers chokes Anthony with the Confederate Flag early and then uses it to clothesline him. Anthony is really great bumping for Smothers early on and Smothers is always good at working a crowd. This is starting to get good and...clipped. Back from the clip Smothers is still in control, grabbing the mic to tell Smothers to go back to New York, and using the flag as a weapon. Smothers goes to the well one too many times and gets crotched on the tope rope. White Boy tosses Smothers over the top, and Tracy takes a great bump off of a running DWB clothesline as he just goes flying into a ringside table. He's throwing windmill shots on the floor and then hits a diving clothesline back in the ring. Smothers takes another crazy bump, this of the modified Foley variety as he just flies backward off of a rope charge by DWB hitting the steel int he process. DWB tries it again and eats a dropkick from Smothers, but Anthony takes right back over with a DDT for a nearfall. At this point I start to realize this is a really good match as they go straight into a sick punching exchange with Smothers selling each blow and almost getting an advantage only to eat a really great powerslam as a cutoff. DWB winds up slapping Tracy in the corner and firing him up for another good punch exchange which Smothers wins. DWB bails to the floor and ends up taking a pair of table bumps for his trouble. Smothers hits his spinning elbow off the top for a good nearfall. The finish hurts this as White Boy gets his chain and drops it and they do a odd looking spot with Tracy face planting on it for the pin. Still a very good match and I don't think much was lost from the clipping.

 

Kevin Sullivan v. The Mongolian Stomper

 

These guys just immediately start brawling all over the place. Sullivan takes a semi-reckless bump off of an elevated seating area and eats a plastic chairshot to the head. VQ is really sketchy at points in this. Sullivan gets saved from imminent defeat by the Nightstalker. Well that was what it was.

 

Kevin Sullivan v. Brian Lee

 

The whole purpose of this was to set up the spiking angle at the end. Match itself was okay, but you really wanted this to be a bit nuttier as far as the brawling goes. Sullivan matches that spend a lot of time inside the ring typically disappoint.

 

Jimmy Golden/Robert Fuller/Dutch Mantell v. Stan Lane/Bobby Eaton/Tom Pritchard

 

This is just a crazy brawl early with way too much to call. My favorite early spot is Corny running over and tossing one of the Bodies the ring bell to use as a weapon against Fuller who he is brawling with way off in the distance. Dutch is just running around throwing chairshots left and right. Poor Jimmy Golden has been getting his ass kicked the whole time and the match just sort of settles down at random with Golden of all people working FIP. There is a bizarre spot where Dutch runs in and hiptosses Mark Curtis but doesn't do anything to help Golden afterward. FIP last all of two minutes and then Fuller gets the tag and the mess of a brawl is back on. This was actually a real mess of a match and really disappointing.

 

The Fantastics v. The Heavenly Bodies/Jim Cornette (Parking Lot Brawl)

 

This is not a match but rather a backstage brawl. I've talked about it before on an earlier disc, but this really needs to make the set. Ultimately it's going to end up as an extra, but as far as crazy brawls go, this is the single best of it's kind that I can recall SMW doing as it is totally out of control with huge ass tables falling on peoples head, full trashcans getting chucked right at peoples faces, big blade jobs, a car window getting bashed in, et.

 

The Fantastics v. The Heavenly Bodies (Street Fight)

 

The camera angle and darked out ringside area really kill this one. There is a lot of action on the floor that is almost totally obscured and you get the feeling that that action is really the most important stuff in the match. I know Bobby Fulton gets tied to the ring post at one point while Jackie has a bag over his head in the ring. Bobby's comeback spot is great as he just kills the Bodies with a brutal looking board shot. Bobby brings a table in the ring and bumps Pritchard into it and then beats the shit out of Corny for a few minutes before Pritchard hits a sick looking top rope knee drop on Bobby for a two count. Bobby dugs on attempted powder throw and looks to get a three but Curtis gets crushed by a Cornette elbow drop. Bodies win after a leaping enziguri with the Dr.'s loaded boat. I liked the finish run a lot but too much is left to the imagination due to the way it was shot.

 

Video package that ends this is really cool and makes me wish Phil would hurry up and send me the TV as there looks to be a lot of fun shit on there. Actually this video package would make good EXTRA fodder.

Street Fight: "White Lightning" Tim Horner vs. "Dirty White Boy" Tony Anthony (11/14/92)

 

God damn that right hand from Horner on DWB was one of the best punches ever in a wrestling match. Holy shit. Horner continues to pound on DWB all over the building even using a iron bar but a nutshot by DWB would change the momentum. DWB then took Horner all over the building pounding on him even DDTing him on the floor. These guys are just beating the hell out of each other with DWB giving Horner a second DDT on the floor but Horner would eventually fire back up and he just started teeing off on DWB before they had a double collision seeing DWB fall on top of Horner but Horner would roll him over to get the win. Damn good street fight and a easy nomination.

 

No DQ No Time Limit for the SMW Heavyweight Title: "Dirty White Boy" Tony Anthony © vs. "Wild Eyed Southern Boy" Tracy Smothers (3/21/93)

 

DWB keeps grabbing Tracy's flag which pisses off Smothers and he attacked him with a vengeance using the flagpole to choke him. We get a clip for some reason while Tracy is on offense and it comes back with Tracy still on offense. DWB would finally go on offense after crotching Tracy on the top rope then steals his flag and wipes as ballsweat with it then chokes Tracy with it. DWB hit a nice diving clothesline to the floor followed up by a chairshot and a diving clothesline off the top rope to put Tracy on the mat. Tracy is great here selling the punishment and is good with his hope spots. Tracy comes firing back with punches and these guys are slugging it out like crazy before Tracy gets the upper hand sending DWB to the table on the floor then hitting his diving forearm smash off the top rope followed up by a Stinger Splash. DWB would get the chain though but Tracy would block him and after a double collision Tracy would fall face first on the chain with DWB covering for the win. Interesting finish to another fun brawl. This moves forward.

 

The Stud Stable ("Luscious" Robert Fuller, "Gorgeous" Jimmy Golden, & "Dirty" Dutch Mantell) vs. The Heavenly Bodies ("Beautiful" Bobby Eaton, "Sweet" Stan Lane, & Dr. Tom Prichard) (2/19/93)

 

There was some really fun brawling here early on but it would just settle down for some reason into a normal match with some weird psychology that kills this as a nomination. Disappointing indeed.

 

Next we get the unedited version of the Fantastics/Bodies parking lot brawl which is a mortal lock extra.

 

Street Fight: The Heavenly Bodies ("Sweet" Stan Lane & Dr. Tom Prichard) vs. The Fantastics (Bobby & Jackie Fulton) (7/17/92)

 

Yeah we miss a good bit of the action due to the darkness of the building and the camera angle being too wide but what was seen was a helluva brawl.