Posted December 1, 201014 yr comment_5458929 Louie Spicolli v. Taz Same bit from two nights before with Taz choking Spicolli out in less than 30 seconds. Tracy Smothers v. John Kronus The minute FBI music hits people start screaming vile shit and death threats. Smothers comes out with double fucker fingers extended and ends up getting in the face of a guy in the front row and violently cursing him out. Smothers screams at Kronus about knowing karate and says he's a wrestler and wants to see if he can wrestle. This is slow but I am thoroughly entertained by that and when the come up for the big criss cross spots they look great. Kronus clotheslines Smothers over the top which looked pretty sweet. FBI starts playing the numbers game on Kronus while Rich points at Perry Saturn who is on crutches ringside and suggests that he is trying to involve himself in the match. Smothers interaction with the crowd is really great as he keeps egging on the stupid fucks in the first row. Eventually Kronus makes his comeback and Saturn ends up neutralizing the FBI and helping Kronus get the pin. Good match, though not quite nomination level. Battle Royal I haven't mentioned it up to this point, but this is a day time show held outside and this appears to have been a way for a shit load of these guys to get a pay day and possibly fuck some doped up rats on the beach post show. Presumably this battle royal was a good faith gesture on Paul's part to make sure everyone of these guys got some visibility, making their nightly score of coke and pussy easier in the process. In a totally bizarre twist this ends up coming down to all three members of the FBI plus Sandman and Mahoney. Rich ends up accidentally whipping Guido and Smothers into Sandman who sends them over the top. For some reason the two faces are announced as co-winners. Lance Storm/Chris Chetti/Blue Meanie v. Shane Douglas/Chris Candido/Bam Bam Bigelow Pre-match segment with Candido shitting on the Jersey Shore locals was pretty funny and almost made me forget the fact that the face team here might be the single worst trios unit in wrestling history. To be fair Storm looked motivated and did some good looking shit early. Then Chetti of all people makes a pretty good rag doll for Bam Bam. Candido and Douglas have some amusing banter with the locals all throughout. They work a really quick pace throughout this. Chetti ends up FIP and Bammer hits a couple of decent looking leaping kicks. Douglas really beats the piss out of Chetti on the floor at which point I realize I am really starting to like this one a lot. Chetti tries to make a comeback after eating the Candido jabs and ends up taking a top rope frankensteiner. Candido misses his headbutt, but Candido avoids his moonsault and then hits him with a piledriver for a nearfall. Douglas screams to "get that son of a bitch cheating Candido back, he's no good just like Bret Hart" when Storm tries to come in the ring to break up a pin attempt. Chetti hits a huge superplex. Meanie with the hot tag and Douglas begging off Meanie was so awesomely house showy. All hell breaks loose and Meanie ends up dancing around before getting hit with a diving clothesline by Candido and then a rocker launcher Bammer headbutt off the top. This was amazingly good considering the inherent flaws of the babyface team. Rude and Styles come out to introduce tv. PG-13 v. Mikey Whipwreck/Spike Dudley Another in the awesome series and another that starts off with Ice shit talking. Holy shit Ice shit talking the mutants for not having girlfriends was great. Ice leaves them by saying if they don't win he and Wolfie will "suck every dick in the building." The opening sequence in this with Spike and Wolfie is almost identical to the previous night but better executed and made much more entertaining by the fact that Ice is shit talking fans on the apron in the background the whole time. J.C. comes in and finally decides to take off his sunglasses while dancing around like Elvis. They do the same bodyslam spot from the night before but it is made ven more awesome by the fact that Ice is threatening to anally rape ringside fans and Wolfie comforts his initial failure by saying "what are you talking about, you are the strongest man in wrestling history?!" The crowd chants "spit or swallow" and Ice literally launches into an analysis of this concluding with a line about "busting a nut" being the endgame other way. Spike goes FIP in a slightly different fashion from the night before and takes some really cool bumps. The crowd chants "you fucked up" for no real reason at all. Ice with his double stomp for a nearfall, then runs over and slaps the shit out of Mikey. Spike takes the awesome rana into the turnbuckle spot again. Spike with the hot tag off the double DDT and ends up getting tossed onto his fucking head on the floor when all hell breaks loose. Jason gets on the apron, but ends up backfiring and Mikey rolls up Ice. The crowd breaks out into a massive "suck my dick" chant at PG-13 almost as soon as the fall is counted. This was really similar to the match from two nights before, but the interaction between the wrestlers and the crowd was so much better that this was a MUCH better match. Pitbulls v. Sabu/Rob Van Dam There were some cool spots in this including Fonzy being tossed onto the heels, but overall this actually seemed too short (!!) and never really had any flow. D-Von/Bubba Dudley v. Sandman/Balls Mahoney Sandman's early vaulting plancha looked totally insane here and I'm pretty sure he stil had his cig in his mouth when he did it. Bubba took Sandman's top rope frankensteiner really awesomely and then Sandman's table suplex spot actually looked really good too. Sandman then ends up taking a nasty flip bump into the table. Balls is a fucking blood mess on the floor and absolutely destroys D-Von with chairshots. Sandman ends up caning the piss out of D-Von, but gets a 3D coming off the ropes. This was a pretty fun garbage brawl. Post-match the Gangstas hit the ring and they end up brawling all over the place.
