Talk about it here.

This is pretty racy by WWF standards at the time.

 

Goldust talks about how watching Piper's Pit was the source of many teenage fantasies, and that he was hung on every word from Piper's luscious lips. He also says he spent many hours of quality time alone contemplating the grapes of wrath beyond Piper's skirt. He says he got quite the rise out of They Live. He then starts playing the bagpipe while making orgasm noises.

 

That this aired after Shawn Michaels dancing in the ring with a little girl to celebrate a win shows the identity crisis the WWF was having at the time.

This was awesome. Yeah, there was clearly a schyzophrenic nature in the product going on in 1996. It's a fascinating year for US wrestling because of how everything evolved so quickly.

I think I'll appreciate these Goldust segments/promos more now that I've actually since seen these movies he quotes from. Rhodes was really playing up the Goldust character here.

Its not hard to see why these promos got the wrong kind of heat in some circles. GD's segments ended up being taken out of the Green Bay Superstars syndication shows until that June when Dustin paid the program director a visit prior to a RAW taping.

Goldust makes double-entendres about Piper's "size" and describes in detail having an orgasm at the Jimmy Snuka coconut attack. Holy shit, this was even more over-the-top than I remembered. He also plays the bagpipes and there's an edit when it appears that he was about to do something obscene with the blowpipe.

Wow, racy stuff but effective in getting the shock they were going for.

This is really good stuff. Really pushing the envelope in relation to everything else in WWF or WCW, and Goldust really lays it on thick, especially with the bagpipes.

Dustin really got into playing Goldust.  Easily one of the more entertaining gimmicks on the roster right now just for how off-kilter it was and how much Dustin didn't back down from it at all.