March 12, 201114 yr Author comment_5466968 This is SOOOO cheesy, and I'm SOOOOOOO glad it's on this set. Some kids are playing basketball and a limo pulls up. Scorpio comes out and tells them they should be in school trying to get an education and then everyone starts dancing to his theme song, which has the most awful female vocalist ever for what it's worth. Funny stuff.
August 15, 201114 yr comment_5479624 EVERYBODY HERE COMESSSS 2 COLD SCORRRRPIO. This is so amazing, and has been in my YouTube favorites forever. So glad to have this on DVD.
June 22, 201312 yr comment_5548712 That shot the little kid took was so off from the basketball hoop. I don't think the NBA was in his future. Scorpio busts out big moves in his music video.
October 24, 201311 yr comment_5568606 So...yeah. A few matches ago I was talking about the genuine coolness of 2 Cold Scorpio. Well, here's Exhibit A in how to completely shit all over that. These kids aren't in school, so 2 Cold is going to have them STEP their way to class. To terrible music, to boot. That's not Salt or Pepa or Spinderella with him, is it? Yes, PG-13 is still in the lead for Best Urban Gimmick in Wrestling History Through '93.
January 30, 201411 yr comment_5583253 Fun video of 2 Cold taking kids from the basketball court to school. Of course his dancers are there as well. This was fun cheese.
December 30, 201410 yr comment_5647454 Pretty stereotypical crap for me honestly. I did like the highlights mixed in but I found this more disappointing than cheesy.
June 8, 20169 yr comment_5756424 This is WCW, for heaven's sake. Name the last black face that's kept their dignity (or ever had any to keep in the first place) throughout their run. Simmons has come closest so far, but his title reign stank and he's unlikely to recover. If you're black, you shuck, jive, and bust moves. Dignity is for the unemployed and the critics. Period, end of report. At least they had him deliver the standard "stay in school" speech while he was at it. Take small positives where you find them, guys.
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