Inspired by BIG DADDY BRUNO BEEFCAKE and SAILOR MOSES in the Bix thread, I thought using this thread to create a list of other fun wrestling names that don't exist. They can play off of existing names or be entirely your own creation.

 

For example:

 

Slaughterhouse Stevens -- Headlined several MSG shows in the 70s before retiring to live with his family in Vermont. Finishing move was The Tenderizer.

 

Have fun.

We have a concilman in Louisville named Rick Blackwell. That name is cool enough, but Brick Rockwell would be even sweeter.

There's a kid up here who's been working for about a year, under the name Kevin Graham. A friend of mine and I decided that his finisher should be "The Graham Cracker"

I think their should be a move called the Facebook Suicide Dive.

We need an evil IWC-themed smark stable. Including such individuals as Stiffness Vampire, Caucasian Puro Weeaboo, and Moooovez. And the inevitable big fat hairy guy in a cheap wig who wears a mask with a picture of a beautiful lady's face on it, and insists he is that woman. They're all led by the tyrannical Moderator, whose never-kicked-out-of finishing move is the Banning Hammer. (Although the victims of that move are allowed to come back next week and no-sell the effects of the move, as long as they disguise themselves as someone else.)

We need an evil IWC-themed smark stable. Including such individuals as Stiffness Vampire, Caucasian Puro Weeaboo, and Moooovez. And the inevitable big fat hairy guy in a cheap wig who wears a mask with a picture of a beautiful lady's face on it, and insists he is that woman. They're all led by the tyrannical Moderator, whose never-kicked-out-of finishing move is the Banning Hammer. (Although the victims of that move are allowed to come back next week and no-sell the effects of the move, as long as they disguise themselves as someone else.)

Don't give Russo any ideas.

The Twitter Drop and the Youtube Death Shot should be used by both Hardy.

The Twitter Drop should only be used in matches that are clearly too short to tell a real story.

We need an evil IWC-themed smark stable. Including such individuals as Stiffness Vampire, Caucasian Puro Weeaboo, and Moooovez. And the inevitable big fat hairy guy in a cheap wig who wears a mask with a picture of a beautiful lady's face on it, and insists he is that woman. They're all led by the tyrannical Moderator, whose never-kicked-out-of finishing move is the Banning Hammer. (Although the victims of that move are allowed to come back next week and no-sell the effects of the move, as long as they disguise themselves as someone else.)

I'm mildly disappointed in the indy wrestlers of America that none of them were ever enterprising enough to bill themselves as "Smart" Mark Video.

"Superstar" Ricky Del Rio. He looks like a slimmer Joey Maggs, and throws nothing but dropkicks and armdrags. And he has tassles. Like, a lot of tassles.

Johnny Fahrenheit, one half of The Loverboys, the biggest tag team of the 80's and PPV draws on par with Hulk Hogan. Vince McMahon used his mob ties to get him driven out of the States because of the threat he posed to Hogan, so went south of the border and donned a mask as "El Dracula". He headlined a record-breaking streak of sold out shows at Arena Mexico against El Santo between 1989 and 1994 until Santo died in the middle of the ring during one of their matches of triple pneumonia. He retired immediately thereafter and dedicated the next few years to training Son of Santo (who named his first son Johnny after him), during which time he also found Jesus. He has since become an ordained minister, and is the official chaplain of the Cauliflower Alley Club. Vince McMahon asked for - and received - Fahrenheit's forgiveness some years back, but Fahrenheit has declined lucrative offers to stage a comeback or be inducted into the Hall of Fame as he wishes to maintain a quiet life out of the spotlight these days.

In the UWC, we have a wrestler named Legion, and I named his finisher "Legionnaire's Disease" pretty much for my own amusement.

I ran an e-fed where two guys came in as a tag team called Entropy Crusade, who literally fought for chaos.

One of the side characters in Savage Sports Stories is named Wristlock Holmes. His rival is Pro Wrestler Moriarty.

One of the side characters is Savage Sports stories is named Wristlock Holmes. His rival is Pro Wrestler Moriarty.

Note to self: read more of Victator's stuff.

The Twitter Drop should only be used in matches that are clearly too short to tell a real story.

The twitter drop should totally be a stomp.