Smoky Mountain Showdown: Arn Anderson & The Rock n Roll Express (Robert Gibson & Ricky Morton) vs. The Heavenly Bodies ("Beautiful" Bobby Eaton, "Sweet" Stan Lane, & Dr. Tom Prichard) vs. The Stud Stable ("Luscious" Robert Fuller, "Gorgeous" Jimmy Golden, & "Dirty" Dutch Mantell) (4/2/93)

 

The crowd is crazy for this from the start and the rules are when one man gets pinned then the team is gone. All 9 men are brawling to start and the weapons are used immediately and there is so much going on that I'm not even going to try to describe it but it is complete and utter violence. Some highlights were Prichard being covered in blood as Eaton's pants come down showing his bare ass which was funny, Eaton then climbing up a basketball goal with Gibson climbing with him, & Corny being choked with the bullwhip. The Studs were predictably eliminated first so now the clutter isn't as much. Morton eating double Rocket Launchers one with Eaton and the other with Dr. Tom was a cool spot. Arn then broke out a fire extinguisher and sprayed the Bodies before NUKING the Bodies with DDT's as Morton brings the table to the ring where the Bodies all went into it with Cornette going into it for good measure. Gibson then locked on the figure-four on Corney but Dr. Tom loaded up his knee on the top rope and took out Gibson with a diving knee for the win. God damn this was an awesome brawl with all out action and violence. Slam dunk nomination.

This is a total slam dunk. The basket ball goal spot was awesome. This was just utter chaos.

Dylan, watch this.

This was really awesome stuff. To an extent you get spoiled by the reckless prop use of ECW and other places, but if you can look beyond the relative lack of stiffness with some of the plunder, this is wild as hell and violent. Eaton really put in a big effort here and was willing to look the fool with the basketball goal and tire around his head spots. Pritchard bleeds like fucking crazy. Fucking crazy shit with trash all over the ring, and guys falling over themselves getting their asses kicked. Really fun to watch Dutch work here and the finish while a bit anti-climactic made a whole lot of sense. Just a super entertaining and wild mess of a match - but in a great way.