November 14, 201113 yr Author comment_5488219 Shawn gives his Top 10 reasons why he will become the champ at Wrestlemania: 10. The Heartbreak Kid is a hot-blooded, heart-bounding hunk. 9. Judge Ito has overruled all of Jack Tunney's objections. 8. The natural God-given ability to take the WWF to new heights. 7. He already told Pam Anderson he would. 6. He has proven time and time again that the superkick is Diesel's achilles heel. 5. He made Diesel, and he can and will break him. 4. He told us he would go through 29 superstars at the Rumble and he did. 3. He can and will become a Triple Crown winner. 2. Because he said so. 1. "You could call him justice, you can call him vicious, you can call him psycho, but I call him Sid." Sid then comes out and rambles about something, and yes, they are clearly positioning Shawn as beneath Sid in the buildup, which is something either that I've never noticed before or that was acknowledged at the time and later forgotten. Shawn does a lousy top ten list, by the way.
March 4, 201213 yr comment_5496255 That top 10 list took Shawn about 10 minutes to get through. I liked Sid asking "Who decided to open the gates of hell?"
August 31, 201411 yr comment_5622039 Jericho took less time to read off all 1,004 of his holds than Shawn did to get through that list. Sheesh. "WHO OPENED THE GATES OF HELL AND LET THIS MAN OUT?!" Okay, that was a great line by Sid. He then does a SHOUTY WRESTLING PROMO the types of which were being made fun of by Ren & Stimpy and various sketch comedy shows. Except for that line, a bad segment all-around.
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