HOGAN~!

 

OMG, who's next, Owen, Bret and Sammartino???

No. Instead they announce the return of Piper's Pit and Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Why am I supposed to hate Chris Masters?

 

Still haven't figured that out.

Because he's another Chippendale's-sculpted nobody who'll add nothing to WWE besides hurting guys who can actually wrestle???

 

Batista's so done for come 'Mania...

Batista sez his lines sooooooooo much better than Orton.

He's saying the same thing HE JUST SAID 20 seconds ago!

I am getting a total Arn Anderson vibe from this promo.

Why would Batista hate Flair?

The psychology of Batista vs. HHH should be each guy trying to break each others thumb.

 

Effective segment. But they've dedicated like 40 minutes to this thing already. Are there any other matches on RAW that are even beginning to get build?

Why would Batista hate Flair?

Flair was pretty happy when HHH revealed his 'master plan' last week.

They... REALLY... need to develop their mid/uppermid card. So many flat segments. They could have been doing that while they were waiting for NWO to end... but what do I know? I'm not related to Vince McMahon...

Oh, this is a good use of these guys' talents.

Is this from a few good men or a time to kill?

 

I missed the first part of it. Relatively good acting, though.

Mahvelous.

 

French for Marvelous.

 

Fuck. They should have let Trish go on. Best part of the night.

Oh diss.

 

Great angle.

 

And, might I had, great can work. Trish has very nice writing.

HA! Trish went "nWo" on that SLUT!

I love Evil Trish.

And for the record, Christy started it.

King stole my line. Cocksucker.

I am going to have to throw in some Wrestlemanias now. This Hogan shit just gets me off, dude.

Oh GOD.

 

Orton makes me depressed.

I guess they can say 'Hulk' again.

 

And I guess they're going to gloss over his last WWE run, too.

I think they purposely give this chick wrestlers that are taller than her so she can look up at them. Oh my god, this is getting scary.

It's like they're two gay construction workers.

HBK taking a photo was brilliant, if totally inappropriate.

KURT ANGLE~!

 

I wasn't aware that if you left through the crowd that security couldn't touch you.