While I was killing ti.. er, working, this week, I got a couple of songs stuck in my head that I felt would be good theme music for specific wrestlers.

 

 

Specifically, I thought of:

 

"Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth" by the Dandy Warhols for Jeff Hardy

(As if the title isn't appropriate enough, the refrain is "I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe")

 

"Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails for Raven

 

"Bonecracker" by Shocore for Chris Benoit

 

"Bodies" by Drowning Pool for Gene Snitsky

 

"Supernaut" cover by 1000 Homo DJs (Trent Reznor and Ministry) for Brock Lesnar (Original song done by Black Sabbath)

 

"Never Gonna Come Back Down" by BT for Special K

 

"Sweating Bullets" by Megadeth for Heidenreich

 

"Sympathy For The Devil" by the Rolling Stones for Vince McMahon or Paul Heyman

 

"King Midas In Reverse" by the Hollies for Eric Bischoff

 

"Top O' The Morning To Ya" by House Of Pain for Fit Finlay

 

"If I Only Had A Brain" by MC 900 Foot Jesus for Eugene (I know this one's a low blow, but he's the only one I could justify it for.)

 

"Hyperactive" by Thomas Dolby for Spanky

 

"The Current" by Blue Man Group for Frankie "The Future" Kazarian (The refrain goes "I've been thinking about the future...")

 

"Basket Case" by Green Day for Stephanie McMahon

 

"No Surrender" by Bone Thuggs And Harmony for Homicide

 

"She's Got Issues" by the Offspring for Victoria

 

 

I know not all of these are serious but they're all appropriate for each one IMHO.

 

 

Anyone else want to have some fun with this?

"King Midas In Reverse" by the Hollies for Eric Bischoff

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I swore I was the only person under 30 who had heard this song. Rock on

 

 

I only have one for now...

 

"Accidents Will Happen" by Elvis Costello for RVD.

"Sympathy For The Devil" by the Rolling Stones for Paul Heyman

That'd be interesting. Only thing is the song doesn't have a huge note or whatever right at the beginning to pop the crowd. Well, that and the fact that I don't expect to see Heyman on TV all too often.

 

Still, I'd like to see a video package or some shit of Heyman to that song. That'd be pretty neat.

"Supernaut" cover by 1000 Homo DJs (Trent Reznor and Ministry) for Brock Lesnar (Original song done by Black Sabbath)

No.

 

"Bitter Peace" - Slayer.

 

That.

Chris Jericho- Crumblin Down by John Mellencamp

 

King Kong Bundy- I Am the Walrus by the Beatles

 

Jack Evans- Jumpin' Jack Flash by the Stones

 

 

I was going to include the Flight of Icarus by Iron Maiden for Owen Hart but thouught better of it.