Talk about it here.

I will put your lazy kids to work and take their allowances.

If only we got the whole list of reasons.

The IRS gimmick is just beyond amusing to me. That last reason was the best.

My dad used to love these segments when I was a kid. I can't begin to tell you how dumb I felt when I figured out the irony of his initials being IRS.

Very timely Leona Helmsley reference there. IRS is a lot more over-the-top here than in his introductory vignettes, when he was just an officious douche.