Because I also refused to let the subject die. I asked Jim on the podcast about the existence of such a match. He says he doesn't remember for sure, since it's been almost thirty years. But, he seems to recall him and JR doing commentary on a Ding Dongs match.

the comment in question(uttered by Jim Ross not Cornette) may have taken place at The Ding Dongs debut (from Belleville) at Clash VII Guts and Glory. When introing the tag team Ross says to Bob Caudle "I guess we'll call that one ding and the other one dong". One can only imagine what a disciple of Bill Watts would think of this foolishness.