In terms of big giant fat men, that ridiculously bad Akebono vs Big Daddy V match has become a favorite for laughter and mockery among my friends.

They also had a NJPW TV match in 1979. One sits in the corner to wait for the tag because neither will fit on the apron.

Apparently this was standard for McGuire twin matches. They're obviously not good wrestlers but as a novelty act, they're not the worst either. They have a routine and it worked.