November 10, 201212 yr Author comment_5519577 The hair, the screaming, the excitement ... this is perhaps my favorite corny moment of the year.
November 12, 201212 yr comment_5519794 What a coup for the USWA to get Yahoo Serious at the height of his Stateside fame to cut a promo for them.
January 18, 201312 yr comment_5528733 Chris Champion is the Stan Lane of 1990 where I can’t keep my eyes of their hair. Awesome is really goofy in this.
December 25, 201410 yr comment_5646917 Well, that was interesting. Yes, Awesome sounds like a Hulkamaniac here, while Champion needs to lay off the triple espressos, especially pouring them over his head; his hair soaks them up and grows like mad. Come to think of it, I do remember Ronnie P. Gossett after all. He made Lou Albano at his most disgusting look like Twiggy. No wonder Lawler's basically wrestling Champion and Awesome two on one!
March 19, 20169 yr comment_5734296 Great novelty promo here, one for the highlight reel. Good innocent fun.
December 19, 20168 yr comment_5779279 Champion says how they took on Jerry Lawler and that fat pig Ronnie Gossett and like always they cheated! They’ve a rematch and he wants to know if Mike Awesome is up for it, because if not, he’ll get someone else. Awesome says that last time they weaselled their way out, but this time they’re going to beat them bad and leave them laying in the ring. Champion says no more wrestling, it’s now a fight, the rules have gone and Lawler and Gossett will wrestle no more when they are though with them. Chris Champion’s hair looks more ridiculous than ever, while Mike Awesome has ramped up the goofy levels to ten. It sounds as though he’s doing a Hulk Hogan impersonation with his promo too. I thought Awesome was perfectly fine last time out, but he’s something rotten here with Champion not much better.
February 17, 20178 yr comment_5788704 If Champion's hair gets any bigger it will eat him alive! Seriously, that is some of the most ridiculous hair I've ever seen.
Create an account or sign in to comment