December 31, 201212 yr Author comment_5525034 I'll never complain about seeing Cowabunga, but why would they bring him out to talk about such a serious angle earlier in the show? It just reinforces that it's all fake.
January 11, 201312 yr comment_5527382 Eddie Gilbert hitting Jerry Lawler with a car is totally bogus, dude! Major pukus maximus! Eddie Gilbert is also sporting major wiggage. What an absolutely flabbergasting production decision from a promotion that was still clinging to kayfabe in many ways. The previous Lawler promo almost hypes Monday night to be another Snowman shoot-type situation, and then we get this. "Other wrestlers react to the big angle" can be an effective storytelling element but this is so not the way to go about it.
January 19, 201312 yr comment_5529052 Oh fucking hell this was awful. They are botching this shit big time. Gilbert should run over Cowabunga.
February 3, 201312 yr comment_5532813 Cowabunga thinks things are bogus from what happened with Gilbert/Lawler. I'm shell shocked about this myself.
February 24, 201510 yr comment_5655983 No, no, no, no, no. A hundred thousand times no. Dundee helped Lawler into the building after he was hit, has been his closest friend and bitterest enemy each in its turn for the last fifteen freakin' years, has a program going with the Gilberts himself, and instead we get this idiot going on about "pukus maximus" and "major wiggage"? What does Doug's wig have to do with any of this anyway? Is your shell on too tight, pal? We just had a bloody ATTEMPTED MURDER here not half an hour ago! Words may not fail me, but they're certainly inadequate at this point. Worst promo of the year by far. I'd rather hear Warrior's blathering about normals.
May 21, 20169 yr comment_5753867 Really tone deaf segment and it feels like things are slipping a little bit, in terms of quality control. Like this doesn't seem like something that would happen at the beginning of the year.
February 9, 20178 yr comment_5787760 Cowabunga has a match against Keith Eric but stops off for a chat with Dave Brown first. He says that the Gilberts running ‘The King’ over in the parking lot was totally bogus. Major pukus maximus! The Gilberts are running around here acting like they own the wrestling business, running people over with cars. He hopes that Eddie Marlin doesn’t fire them because he wants his shot at them too. Major wiggage going on in the territory too with what Doug Gilbert’s got on his head. Major wiggage! Huh? They’ve just done the most realistic angle you could possibly imagine, and then you’ve got a man in a turtle costume commenting on it and wanting revenge? Could they not leave the turtle off television at least for one week whilst this was going down?
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