April 1, 201312 yr Author comment_5540590 Hype for the WBF pay-per-view. Ultimate Warrior and Randy Savage will be there. Warrior of course can't just say "I'll be there" like a normal human being ... he has to wear a costume and cut a promo. Savage does too, of course, but Savage is awesome so he gets leeway. Tony Pearson, "a ripped Michael Jackson lookalike who will have to do more than just moonwalk to win the championship."
April 9, 201312 yr comment_5541560 Warrior blithers about sweat and mildew while looking very pregnant. Savage teases a confrontation with the Warrior. Nothing quite evokes the idea of strongman badassery than calling somebody a Michael Jackson lookalike.
May 3, 201312 yr comment_5543817 I don’t get body building competitions, men or women. Couldn’t imagine going to see it live in person. Warrior and Savage cut promos for WBF.
July 27, 201312 yr comment_5553502 WTF is warrior wearing? I can't imagine paying to watch a bodybuilding contest.
May 26, 201510 yr comment_5670248 I wouldn't have paid to see the WBF, but I might have laid down a shekel or two to watch Warrior and Savage in a posedown. Can you imagine Bobby Heenan calling a bodybuilding contest? The WBF pay-per-view was his first official assignment as an honest-to-God "broadcast journalist"; he'd officially retired from managing when he introduced John Tolos as Coach on The Funeral Parlor, which aired over the weekend of 6/15-16.
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