Shawn Michaels cannot cut promos.

Hulk Hogan is Mr. Wrestlemania.

 

8 WM Main events. 10 if you count Rock/Hogan and Vince/Hogan.

 

HBK?

 

4?

That was the best delivery Angle has ever had for a serious promo.

 

Shame it was horribly scripted.

It's been a long time since HBK has felt RAGE~! like that from another man.

MOONSAULT!

 

Fuck Rosie rules. They should push him huge. He has the promos, the acting, and is fun in the ring.

 

They should have HHH prepare for Batista by continually wrestling hosses.

Rosie has amazing selling.

I would rather have Rosie in the ladder match than fuckin Kane.

God fucking dammit. Kane is going to ruin this ladder match.

Randy is horrible. Silver King and El Dandy had more chemistry with Stacy than him.

YOU SCREWED LITA?!?!??! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! I LOVE THE INTERNET!!

I haven't really been paying attention, but this is a shitty match.

Hey, didn't they do these kinda matches with the elimination chamber 2 months ago?

Well, that was a sloppy finish.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

 

Kane is going to win the ladder match.

 

Following the Batista pattern for NYR, Kane is the big monster, beat a Canadian Chris in the ring. FUCK.

These HOF things make me feel like they're dead.

I hate Ortons promos.

 

He has... really... shitty promos. I really cant fucking... stand them. He is wrestlings equivalent of ... william shatner.

Wow. It sounds like the crowd prefers the Undertaker.

Botched RKO coming up??

Why not just have Orton go heel and stooge for Taker at Mania?

OH GOD JESUS!!

Oh god I want this feud.

Holy shit this is so good. The spot with the dragon whip and the crossface, and the repeating of the WM spot. The chain wrestling at the beginning left some to be desired, but I liked how they went from grappling to striking and being even, then the transition of the suicide dive.

Benoit or Benjamin better win the Six-Way, or that win does nothing for Benoit, and the loss just buries Benjamin even more.

Or it starts them off on a feud. A beautiful, beautiful, feud.

Lita training someone to wrestle...mwahahaha.