Posted March 12, 201411 yr comment_5593739 They missed the peak with Daniel Bryan. Everything now is make-up work.
March 12, 201411 yr comment_5593744 Nonsense. And even if it's "make up work", which I totally don't think it is, who cares? Why would that matter to someone? "I want a banana split" " Here's an ice cream cone." "It's ok but I wanted a banana split" "Ok here's your banana split" " But I wanted it before, and the presentation of the whipped cream is forced, and I'm pretty sure everyone else in the Dairy Queen are employees pretending to eat banana splits, and I'm not sure people will keep liking banana splits and they're making banana splits uncool with all this"
March 12, 201411 yr comment_5593747 "I want a banana split"" You don't like banana splits. You really want celery and asparagus.""No, I wanted a banana split""Ok here's your fucking banana split, you petulant little brat""This isn't a banana split. This is half a banana that you threw in a shitbag and lit on fire on my front porch"
March 12, 201411 yr comment_5593767 "I want a banana split" (Bryan)" You don't like banana splits. You really want celery and asparagus." (Batista vs. Orton)"No, I wanted a banana split" (Bryan)"Ok here's your fucking banana split, you petulant little brat" (Bryan vs. HHH)"This isn't a banana split. This is half a banana that you threw in a shitbag and lit on fire on my front porch" (98%) Forgot this part... "If you eat the bag of shit with the banana, we may let you have a banana split with your vegetables" (Possible three way)
March 12, 201411 yr comment_5593772 Hahaha... that is the best you have Johnny Sorrow? My analogy is the actual booking the last couple of months. Yours is way more jaded than my outlook... "stupid internet fans don't wanna eat the yummy ice cream that Uncle Vince gives me"
March 12, 201411 yr comment_5593776 You miss my point and intention and then have to go with "johnny blah blah loves Vince, loves Miz" types of false generalizations, sir. It's Inherit The Wind, I'm Spencer Tracy and you're Fredrick March about to have a heart attack .
March 12, 201411 yr comment_5593785 Ok, forget the Ice Cream one. "Here's your Sprite." "I ordered a Coke." "Ok here's your Coke." "I hate everything about this Coke." "You're insane and please leave my soda shop."
March 12, 201411 yr comment_5593817 "I WANTED IT THEN!" Fucking spot on, that pic is my mental image of 98% of the bitching threads at places like the WO forums.
March 12, 201411 yr comment_5593862 Here is a better one Johnny since I am not 108 and don't want to relive the Scopes Trial.... Me: "Fuck yeah, Star Wars !!!" You: "Fuck yeah, Star Wars!!!" Phantom Menace Comes Out ... Me: "What the FUCK?"You: "Lucas is a Genius"
March 13, 201411 yr comment_5594048 Split this from the Meltzer thread since it grew a life of his own and has nothing to do with Meltzer and everything to do with Johnny's love for Vinnie Mac.
March 13, 201411 yr comment_5594057 Johnny just wants to be happy, man. He's our version of "The Dude." You can be John Goodman.
March 13, 201411 yr comment_5594073 Johnny just wants to be happy, man. He's our version of "The Dude." You can be John Goodman. That makes you Julianne Moore
March 13, 201411 yr comment_5594085 And Phantom Menace? Really? It's not even an insult, it's a desperate grasp at an insult that failed. Hey, let's get it laid on the line. You want to jump on the man...we do it on the air. Otherwise, you can keep on playing to your fans, in their training bras, while the Man keeps on stylin' and profilin'.
March 13, 201411 yr comment_5594088 And Phantom Menace? Really? It's not even an insult, it's a desperate grasp at an insult that failed. Hey, let's get it laid on the line. You want to jump on the man...we do it on the air. Otherwise, you can keep on playing to your fans, in their training bras, while the Man keeps on stylin' and profilin'. It really is the perfect analogy. We will do it again on the air but your passive aggressive insults at internet fans who dare question the idiotic decisions of those in power is the real failure. It's like you lack the ability to disconnect your own enjoyment from the poor booking decisions and the consequences of those decisions. The reason we are getting a possible Daniel Bryan moment at Wrestlemania is because of the fans you labeled as douches for shitting all over the Cena-Orton match at Rumble and made Del Rio a face for about 12 minutes during his Elimination Chamber match forced the hand of the company. And if the current Johnny Sorrow is Ric Flair, it would be this one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvyrx11v4Q
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