Posted March 28, 200520 yr comment_1437111 Fuck it... I am enamoured with Gwen Stefani circa 1996. Maybe it was her moaning during "Don't Speak" or the dot on her forehead. I don't know but I get all giddy when I think of her... and I hate blondes. So if you had the opportunity to screw a musical mistress, who would be the first in line? And for Loss, you can choose a rock god. It's all good.
March 28, 200520 yr comment_1440354 Eh. Probably Mandy Moore because Jessica Simpson is married. I still have some morals.
March 28, 200520 yr comment_1445900 I honestly don't know. There are so few celebrities that do anything for me. I'll have to think a little more about it.
March 28, 200520 yr comment_1445930 A-ha! Evan Seinfeld of Biohazard. EDIT #1: Ice Cube. EDIT #2: Bubba Sparxxx. EDIT #3: Matt Rogers, from American Idol Season 3. I like 'em fat and ugly. What can I say?
March 29, 200520 yr comment_1448800 Now THOSE are some interesting answers. Tera Patrick might have something to say about you banging Seinfeld, though. Not to mention, she's way hotter than you.
March 29, 200520 yr comment_1448861 Fuck it... I am enamoured with Gwen Stefani circa 1996. Maybe it was her moaning during "Don't Speak" or the dot on her forehead. I don't know but I get all giddy when I think of her... and I hate blondes. So if you had the opportunity to screw a musical mistress, who would be the first in line? And for Loss, you can choose a rock god. It's all good. Gwen Stefani is the total opposite of my usual taste in women, (I tend to like women with lots of curves) but there's something about the way she moves in her videos that makes me want to fuck her silly.
March 29, 200520 yr comment_1462762 Now THOSE are some interesting answers. Tera Patrick might have something to say about you banging Seinfeld, though. Not to mention, she's way hotter than you. Evan so wants this.
March 31, 200520 yr comment_1484167 A-ha! Evan Seinfeld of Biohazard. EDIT #1: Ice Cube. EDIT #2: Bubba Sparxxx. EDIT #3: Matt Rogers, from American Idol Season 3. I like 'em fat and ugly. What can I say? They are all divas, indeed. Say, Loss, if you like fat, ugly men, ...what say I be your derivative so I can be tangent to all your curves? Hypothetically speaking.
March 31, 200520 yr comment_1487948 I honestly don't know. There are so few celebrities that do anything for me. I'll have to think a little more about it. What he said. And Gwen has never appealed to me. I never got the fascination with her. Can't say I pay attention to too many divas. I find it hard to focus on their appearance when I can't stand their music or personality. Believe it or not, those usually prevent me from fawning over how hot they are.
March 31, 200520 yr comment_1490018 A-ha! Evan Seinfeld of Biohazard. EDIT #1: Ice Cube. EDIT #2: Bubba Sparxxx. EDIT #3: Matt Rogers, from American Idol Season 3. I like 'em fat and ugly. What can I say? They are all divas, indeed. Say, Loss, if you like fat, ugly men, ...what say I be your derivative so I can be tangent to all your curves? Hypothetically speaking. Ooh, Terry's a bear!
March 31, 200520 yr comment_1491641 I can't think of many, either. Prolly Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, but that's the only one that instantly comes to mind.
March 31, 200520 yr comment_1491946 I fuck the shit out of Jessica Simpson. I don't care that she's stupid or sings crappy songs. She is fucking amazingly hot. I love blond girls with big tits.
April 3, 200520 yr comment_1544090 Any girl with big tits that shaves. I don't care if they can sing or not. While she might not fit the bill above, Christina Milian is someone I'd rack without care.
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