Mailbag game:

 

Design new artwork for Kamala's belly.

Here are 2 questions. If WWE hired you as a part of the writing team and your allowed to pick three people to come with you as a part of the writing team, which 3 people would they be? Your choices have to based on their expertise that they provide on the placetobenation website and the podcasts. For example, JT picks Scott Criscuolo, Marc Clair, & Kevin Kelly and Will picks Kris Zellner, Pete, & Johnny Sorrow.

 

Using names that would be used if they were in the York Foundation, name all the WWE Hall of Famers using York Foundation names. For example Robert Orton Jr., Superstar William Graham, Macho Man Randall Savage, etc.

Hogan wins AWA title and doesn't go to New York. What's the new main event at WrestleMania I?

In 1992, WWF forms the stable Misfits In Action 8 years early with the newly turned Sgt. Slaughter as the leader.

 

Pick a Captain, Lieutenant, Corporal, and Private to join him in his quest to make America beautiful again.

 

Can be anyone around wrestling during that period.

 

Any names that can compete with General E. Rection, Lt. Loco, and Private Stash?

 

I already have the team ready.

 

Sad we didn't get to hear this on the latest show because Dan McGinn didn't ask my question!

He'll get to it

Pick any year and using that years talent pool, book the oddest WAR six man imaginable.

Rebook the Test/Stephanie wedding with someone else drugging Steph. That person then has to be her future husband at least in storyline and main event the early 00s instead of Triple H. Bonus points if you get them to make a U2 video package as part of a comeback.

Recast the command deck of the USS Enterprise-D with wrestlers. Who is:

 

Captain Jean-Luc Picard?

Commander William Riker?

Chief of Engineering Geordi La Forge?

Chief of Security Worf?

Doctor Beverly Crusher?

Councelor Deanna Troi?

Head science officer Liet. Commander Data?

 

If you would prefer, just recast those ship positions with wrestlers, instead of those character.

Fucking Star Trek Nerds

It's the day before Wrestlemania I. For some reasons, Bad News Allen is visiting the WWF locker room and walks in on Hogan using the n word. What does Vince do to rebook Wrestlemania while they wait for Hogan to get out of traction?

Elaborate some more Jesse.

If WWE decided to open up a theme park, name some amusement park rides with the WWE superstar's names or finishing maneuvers.

The Or-TRON!

The Wayne Ferris Wheel

In regards to F_, marry, kill. Of course jon sorrow would kill Jesse Ventura. Jews hate it when famous people expose the truth! Say what u will about Jesse but at least he questions authority. I wish we had a Muhammad Ali in our generation, someone who risked his prime fighting years for standing up for truth & justice.

Unless u have a reason for hatin on Jesse? The years Jesse was at Wwf were the best! What was his last big show? Mania 6? IMO that was peak of WWF and they never recovered. They had some cool moments after he left but not as intense. I followed him to wcw & love those years when Rude debuted & Dragon was back. Iron man matches are incredible. Then on to Governor he went. God bless the "body."

For the amusement park u gotta have Flair's space mountain. Stinger Splash for the water park. And my final attraction would be called "Your Last Ride,.. with SuperFly Jimmy Snuka."

If Place to be Nation was a theme park, what would some of the rides be? The Dangerous Alliance Tilt-A-Whirl, Where the Big Boys Play Bumper Cars, The Place to be Mothership Roller Coaster, and the Brainbuster Flume.

In regards to F_, marry, kill. Of course jon sorrow would kill Jesse Ventura. Jews hate it when famous people expose the truth! Say what u will about Jesse but at least he questions authority. I wish we had a Muhammad Ali in our generation, someone who risked his prime fighting years for standing up for truth & justice.

Unless u have a reason for hatin on Jesse? The years Jesse was at Wwf were the best! What was his last big show? Mania 6? IMO that was peak of WWF and they never recovered. They had some cool moments after he left but not as intense. I followed him to wcw & love those years when Rude debuted & Dragon was back. Iron man matches are incredible. Then on to Governor he went. God bless the "body."

I hate Jesse because he is telling the truth about my people being behind 9-11. That Tuesday all of us Yids were LATE FOR WORK. I was, granted I was held up at 7-11 waiting on a donut. I mean bagel.

The Village People consisted of a cop, native american, sailor, construction worker, cowboy and biker. My question is which wrestlers would you take to fill out the village people. Either take someone who has that gimmick, or someone who could fill that gimmick.

 

Who is your wrestling Village People group???

Cop - Dr. Death

Native American - Haku

Sailor - Harley Race (w/ sailor hat)

Construction Worker - Dan Severn

Cowboy - Stan Hansen

Biker - Bruiser Brody (biker chain)

 

The lights go dim, the curtain goes up, the people are slaughtered like cattle. Next show at 10pm.

Basics -

 

Bossman

Tatanka

Tugboat

Man's Man Regal

Sam Houston

BikerTaker

 

Best stable ever.

If Ted Dibiase wanted to buy Place to be Nation, how much would it take to buy you out? By taking Dibiase's offer, you have turned heel. By refusing the offer of any price, your a babyface.

 

How long could JT Rozzero last in a padded cell with Capt. Lou Albano, Frenchy Martin, & the Hillbillies?

 

Were you ever ribbed?

 

If you were cutting a Survivor Series promo on Thanksgiving, what would you be thankful for?

^{The world has changed and we are all now anthropomorphic dogs. What breeds of dog would Jerry Lawler, Ric Flair, Santanico, Wahoo McDaniel and John Tenta be?}

Fuck. I might as well make them BoJack Horseman characters as well.

Lawler is any dog that sticks its nose into random teen age girls asses and the owner goes "Shoo! Stop that" all embarrassed.