I don't feel like there's shaming here so much as pointing out that it's unfortunate considering her potential at one time that she's taking this step that she probably wouldn't take if she didn't feel like she had to.

Yeah. I just feel sorry for her and that's a majority of the reaction I've seen.

So, a cursory search on xvideos yielded a 35 minute scene that has leaked.

 

It is probably the most unsexual sex tape I've ever tried to "enjoy." She looks absolutely terrible in it, as if she "prepped" for the role by eating nothing but Haagen Dazs, chili cheese fries, and bagel bites for a month. Despite the fact that at no point does Sunny actually stand up or do anything athletic (she is essentially a pin cushion for the dude to poke), she seems winded after minute 3.

 

Unless you were dying to hear what Harvey Fierstein's orgasm sounds like, the audio is the opposite of erotic. Y'know the diet I mentioned above? I forgot to add that, based on the timbre of her voice and her immediate fatigue when asked to essentially just sit on the guy's dick, you can probably guess she's washing it all down with a carton of smokes and a bucket of vodka.

 

Finally, while Chyna doesn't deserve an Oscar nod for any of her Vivid performances, Sunny's "dirty talk" is some of the weirdest, most cringe-worthy dialogue ever recorded. She disgustingly details her orgasms, but each time she approaches one, tells the guy to stop, firmly telling him "No" - which makes things a bit "rapey" when he tells her, mid-pounding, "No means yes." Now, it is obvious that she is kinda enjoying herself and the "no" just means "I think you're breaking my vag with your indifferent, unromantic jackhammering," but that certainly doesn't help the viewing experience for the audience. It is gross in a way that goes beyond the normal level of gross that most porn hits.

 

But don't take my word for it, catch it yourself if you dare. RIYL nauseau.

So, a cursory search on xvideos yielded a 35 minute scene that has leaked.

It is probably the most unsexual sex tape I've ever tried to "enjoy." She looks absolutely terrible in it, as if she "prepped" for the role by eating nothing but Haagen Dazs, chili cheese fries, and bagel bites for a month. Despite the fact that at no point does Sunny actually stand up or do anything athletic (she is essentially a pin cushion for the dude to poke), she seems winded after minute 3.

Unless you were dying to hear what Harvey Fierstein's orgasm sounds like, the audio is the opposite of erotic. Y'know the diet I mentioned above? I forgot to add that, based on the timbre of her voice and her immediate fatigue when asked to essentially just sit on the guy's dick, you can probably guess she's washing it all down with a carton of smokes and a bucket of vodka.

Finally, while Chyna doesn't deserve an Oscar nod for any of her Vivid performances, Sunny's "dirty talk" is some of the weirdest, most cringe-worthy dialogue ever recorded. She disgustingly details her orgasms, but each time she approaches one, tells the guy to stop, firmly telling him "No" - which makes things a bit "rapey" when he tells her, mid-pounding, "No means yes." Now, it is obvious that she is kinda enjoying herself and the "no" just means "I think you're breaking my vag with your indifferent, unromantic jackhammering," but that certainly doesn't help the viewing experience for the audience. It is gross in a way that goes beyond the normal level of gross that most porn hits.

But don't take my word for it, catch it yourself if you dare. RIYL nauseau.

Well, she did screw Ahmed Johnson...

So, a cursory search on xvideos yielded a 35 minute scene that has leaked.

 

It is probably the most unsexual sex tape I've ever tried to "enjoy." She looks absolutely terrible in it, as if she "prepped" for the role by eating nothing but Haagen Dazs, chili cheese fries, and bagel bites for a month. Despite the fact that at no point does Sunny actually stand up or do anything athletic (she is essentially a pin cushion for the dude to poke), she seems winded after minute 3.

 

Unless you were dying to hear what Harvey Fierstein's orgasm sounds like, the audio is the opposite of erotic. Y'know the diet I mentioned above? I forgot to add that, based on the timbre of her voice and her immediate fatigue when asked to essentially just sit on the guy's dick, you can probably guess she's washing it all down with a carton of smokes and a bucket of vodka.

 

Finally, while Chyna doesn't deserve an Oscar nod for any of her Vivid performances, Sunny's "dirty talk" is some of the weirdest, most cringe-worthy dialogue ever recorded. She disgustingly details her orgasms, but each time she approaches one, tells the guy to stop, firmly telling him "No" - which makes things a bit "rapey" when he tells her, mid-pounding, "No means yes." Now, it is obvious that she is kinda enjoying herself and the "no" just means "I think you're breaking my vag with your indifferent, unromantic jackhammering," but that certainly doesn't help the viewing experience for the audience. It is gross in a way that goes beyond the normal level of gross that most porn hits.

 

But don't take my word for it, catch it yourself if you dare. RIYL nauseau.

Have you contributed to the "How to write a Wrestling Review" thread? Because this right here is how you write a review.

While I feel like the comments about her diet were a bit harsh, the rest of DMJ's review is fairly spot-on. She looks pretty out of it, definitely sporting the high dose of benzodiazepines look.

So, a cursory search on xvideos yielded a 35 minute scene that has leaked.

 

It is probably the most unsexual sex tape I've ever tried to "enjoy." She looks absolutely terrible in it, as if she "prepped" for the role by eating nothing but Haagen Dazs, chili cheese fries, and bagel bites for a month. Despite the fact that at no point does Sunny actually stand up or do anything athletic (she is essentially a pin cushion for the dude to poke), she seems winded after minute 3.

 

Unless you were dying to hear what Harvey Fierstein's orgasm sounds like, the audio is the opposite of erotic. Y'know the diet I mentioned above? I forgot to add that, based on the timbre of her voice and her immediate fatigue when asked to essentially just sit on the guy's dick, you can probably guess she's washing it all down with a carton of smokes and a bucket of vodka.

 

Finally, while Chyna doesn't deserve an Oscar nod for any of her Vivid performances, Sunny's "dirty talk" is some of the weirdest, most cringe-worthy dialogue ever recorded. She disgustingly details her orgasms, but each time she approaches one, tells the guy to stop, firmly telling him "No" - which makes things a bit "rapey" when he tells her, mid-pounding, "No means yes." Now, it is obvious that she is kinda enjoying herself and the "no" just means "I think you're breaking my vag with your indifferent, unromantic jackhammering," but that certainly doesn't help the viewing experience for the audience. It is gross in a way that goes beyond the normal level of gross that most porn hits.

 

But don't take my word for it, catch it yourself if you dare. RIYL nauseau.

 

I have no earthly idea what possessed me to click on this thread again this morning. But I did. And your review of this film validated and rewarded my decision to do so. While I have zero interest in checking this out, that was some funny shit.

 

So, a cursory search on xvideos yielded a 35 minute scene that has leaked.

It is probably the most unsexual sex tape I've ever tried to "enjoy." She looks absolutely terrible in it, as if she "prepped" for the role by eating nothing but Haagen Dazs, chili cheese fries, and bagel bites for a month. Despite the fact that at no point does Sunny actually stand up or do anything athletic (she is essentially a pin cushion for the dude to poke), she seems winded after minute 3.

Unless you were dying to hear what Harvey Fierstein's orgasm sounds like, the audio is the opposite of erotic. Y'know the diet I mentioned above? I forgot to add that, based on the timbre of her voice and her immediate fatigue when asked to essentially just sit on the guy's dick, you can probably guess she's washing it all down with a carton of smokes and a bucket of vodka.

Finally, while Chyna doesn't deserve an Oscar nod for any of her Vivid performances, Sunny's "dirty talk" is some of the weirdest, most cringe-worthy dialogue ever recorded. She disgustingly details her orgasms, but each time she approaches one, tells the guy to stop, firmly telling him "No" - which makes things a bit "rapey" when he tells her, mid-pounding, "No means yes." Now, it is obvious that she is kinda enjoying herself and the "no" just means "I think you're breaking my vag with your indifferent, unromantic jackhammering," but that certainly doesn't help the viewing experience for the audience. It is gross in a way that goes beyond the normal level of gross that most porn hits.

But don't take my word for it, catch it yourself if you dare. RIYL nauseau.

 

Have you contributed to the "How to write a Wrestling Review" thread? Because this right here is how you write a review.

It felt like I was reading Parv when it got to the "unromantic jackhammering" portion.

Sets the table for the obvious question then...

Does it make the next Titans Special?

Anyone else think this is what melissa joan hart going to end up looking like.

Sets the table for the obvious question then...

 

Does it make the next Titans Special?

As long as Parv and Pete give star ratings to her different sex scenes I'm on board

I want to see what BIGLAV says.

This needs to be a mystery titans theater I can't think of anything that deserves live commentary more

Pete detailing the breakdown, especially with the transition to the go-behind WITH THE HAMMERLOCK HELD INTACT, should be a magnificent moment in podcast play-by-play history indeed.

This needs to be a mystery titans theater I can't think of anything that deserves live commentary more

 

Only if Cheif Jay Stronghow and the Baron join in...

The guy audibly calls spots and keeps talking about her "fucking nails."

Sunny's Black Scorpion-esque huffing and heaving makes it sound like she's been gargling with battery acid or some shit.

It's rough.

I just saw the finish. She's the one getting pinned.

Looked into it for about 5 mins, then turned off. The video for good and me for a long time...

Five minutes? Shit, I'm at about two. Years of experience.

Yeah, 5 minutes as in fighting through that opening montage and skipping into random parts of the video while smoking a cigarette. That was my minimum target, persevering the length of a cigarette. And I did it!