Posted April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739231 I just noticed there is a lot of hoopla over Jerry Sags getting votes and Knobbs not... well I goofed. I think going down the list of nominees that didn't get votes, I saw Jerry Stubbs and read it too quickly and deleted Jaggs. JERRY SAGGS RECEIVED NO VOTES. I apologize for this mistake and I hope everyone can breath easier now.
April 7, 20169 yr Author comment_5739234 Look over it again. Saggs was my number 1. Who wants to tell Parv?
April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739238 Look over it again. Saggs was my number 1. Who wants to tell Parv? Let him sleep. Let him have one last dream.
April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739243 Saggs was *definitely* better than Knobbs. Actually pretty underrated offensively and of course he didn't get as long of a slow decline phase due to his career ending.
April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739245 Not a single vote? This is the internet for Christ sake. I expected better, more nuanced trolling.
April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739249 Not a single vote? This is the internet for Christ sake. I expected better, more nuanced trolling. Well I did rank Dolph Ziggler at #2. Because he is the shits.
April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739285 The Jerry Saggs Fiasco sound like they'd perform a wonderful set of 60's, 70's and "modern" rock covers every Friday night at your local bar.
April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739301 The Jerry Saggs Fiasco sound like they'd perform a wonderful set of 60's, 70's and "modern" rock covers every Friday night at your local bar. Not gonna lie, if I saw that on a marquee I'd step in for a beer or two.
April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739308 I don't imagine the JSF pull out too many surprises in their set. Probably open with their signature song Bad To The Bone and close with a raucous rendition of Wild Thing. The penultimate song would see Saggs' sensitive side, as he performs a powerful rendition of Lorraine Ellison's Stay With Me, which he'd use to scout for suitable one night stands swaying at the bar.
April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739313 I feel like we need a sub-forum named "The Jerry Saggs Fiasco" now.
April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739314 Can we get a set list for the JSF? I feel like they'd have a woman singing a couple of tunes, in which case, Black Velvet is on there.
April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739320 Well this is disappointing. I really wanted to see what pic Steven would of posted for Saggs.
April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739326 Welp that's pretty hilarious and it feels really appropriate with the McCarthy thing that it turned out there was no Jerry Saggs voter
April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739328 Can we get a set list for the JSF? I feel like they'd have a woman singing a couple of tunes, in which case, Black Velvet is on there. Oh absolutely. Someone needs to crack out Bad Reputation while Saggs pops to the bar
April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739334 Id hope the Jerry Saggs Fiasco would throw in "Mustang Sally" Always gets a good reaction at the type of facilities they will be at.
April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739392 A Jerry Saggs Fiasco set (actually, any set from any terrible bar cover band ever) wouldn't be complete without a horrible cover of "Don't Stop Believing"
April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739415 I feel like the Jerry Saggs Fiasco would be really into puns and would do lots of faux punk covers, thereby trying to appeal to and in turn generally disappointing (almost) everyone all at once. I think "Don't Stop BaallleeEEdin'" would be one the JSF would be PRETTY proud of. Also, forget a beer or two. If I saw a flyer (lets face it, they aren't playing anywhere with a marquee) for this I would go in and immediately start power drinking until they were done.
April 7, 20169 yr comment_5739421 Life in the Fast Lane, Gimme Three Steps, Rock and Roll (the drummer totally botches the drum intro), Some Kind of Wonderful, China Grove... I feel like there might be some Night Ranger in there. Definitely some Bad Company and Foreigner.
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