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How would you rate your looks?

  1. 1.

    • I am not as sexy as Al.
      1
    • I am nearly as sexy as Al.
      1
    • I am as sexy as Al, but only because I wear an Al mask.
      2
    • I am a lying twat.
      2
    • La Parka
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comment_1033712

I imagined Al to be about 5'11"ish, with a mop of messy black hair, and a mischievous smile. His jeans are 36x32.

comment_1063984

i wear 32x34 jeans. i'm a skinny motherfucker with no ass, and you can almost count my ribs if i don't have a shirt on. you know how most little kids are kind of bony in the chest area and you can see their sternum sticking out? you can still see my sternum, and i'm 23 years old. i've been told that my best feature is, of all things, my hands. probably because i have long fingers and most of my previous girls have associated them with playing the guitar and finger fucking (both of which i'm good at). so even my one "attractive" feature is only attraction by association with other activities.

 

therefore, i am sexier than al.

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comment_1064599

I imagined Al to be about 5'11"ish, with a mop of messy black hair, and a mischievous smile. His jeans are 36x32.

6'1", and a brown krewcut. The jeans size and mischievous smile are dead on.
comment_1078740

I imagined Al to be about 5'11"ish, with a mop of messy black hair, and a mischievous smile. His jeans are 36x32.

6'1", and a brown krewcut. The jeans size and mischievous smile are dead on.
So, you're 6'1", with a beer gut and a bad haircut?

 

I'm better, with my 6'2", 165lb Herculean frame. :)

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