I'm bored, and stuck at work for three hours.

 

Let's chat.

 

What's up?

Not at work. Woo.

woo

 

Anything exciting going on in your life?

Not today. Just working on concealing a hangover from my mom, brother, and girlfriend. I'm done talking about it now. I swear!

What's up? What do you do for work?

Customer service for a pharmaceutical company. Not much to do at this hour, considering that most physicians and pharmacists have closed shop for the day. The occasional west coast call is all we're getting.

I could use drugs.

This is a cancer drug. All it would do is make you especially benign.

Some would say that's just the kind of drugs I need.

Loss, you need a government job. I got to leave work at noon today. It was great. Got to finish my shopping, and do grocery shopping in the afternoon. I get to worry about piss-all tomorrow as a result.

My fucking XBox has decided to start being a manky cunt and it's too fucking warm and sunny for Christmas Eve. You fucking bastard meteorologists, coldest winter in a decade? Like fuck, you cunts. This is fucking ridiculous, do I have to move to Canada just so I get some snow round my way?

Hey, it's going to fucking rain on Christmas night here, so quit yer bitchin'. It's also going to get into the 50s today.

 

So what'll be the ratio of men to women shopping when I go out and grab a couple little things later? 8:1? 10:1?

I still need to buy my brother another present within the next four hours.

Hey, it's going to fucking rain on Christmas night here, so quit yer bitchin'.  It's also going to get into the 50s today.  

 

So what'll be the ratio of men to women shopping when I go out and grab a couple little things later?  8:1?  10:1?

Man, fuck global warming, white Christmases are not occuring anymore over here or anywhere if PK is on the money.

 

Wrapping: you don't know why you bother, but you do it anyway.

Its not white here either. sunny and 10 degrees. hell yea.

Rain on Christmas Day.

 

Well, at least I won't be freezing my ass off.

If you want a White Christmas head to Eastern Canada. Cause recently in the last few years, Western Canada hasn't been having anything close to resembling "White Christmas".

When you spend the night before christmas on MSN, you just know that christmas aint the same anymore..............................

It's like 70 and sunny here. Good ole Texas.

Yeah, 73 here.

 

By the way, I hate this topic.

Post whores...

For the "pick a number and a gift" family gift exchange, I wound up with a pair of bath towels my mom had bought. I was going to trade up until I saw what awful gifts everyone else got. My uncle was the lucky recipient of my gift: a massaging back pillow AND autographed picture of me taken in the driveway this morning, complete with phoney certificate of authenticity.

Instead of the usually Christmas stuff, we did Christmas early and today its all about celebrating my dad's b-day (which is on the same day). So today we're treating it just as another day, except all his.

 

Just cause its always been about Christmas all 42 other times.

What's up?

Whatever's not down