Rollins leg selling was adequate. Match was bad though, Rollins can't construct a singles match to save his life and HHH isn't exactly the super worker to carry him to a good match.

Remember when Matt and Jeff came out? Good times.

That was Saturday, right?

 

Fuck, that seems like forever ago. I want more Maryse.

Ok that was shit but I'm HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER at Steph taking the table bump

 

Not as funny as HHH's "acting". Was he sniffing something in the air ? The sound of silence maybe.

That was more over than the match.

Some Psychology, good match

Charlotte had more fireworks.

I totally thought that black and white viper head was a turtle head instead for a second. You can't pin the turtle because he's got ding dong shoulders!

This match redefined selective limb selling. And by selective I mean shitty.

 

If Bray vs Orton is next, I may fall into a coma. (fuck, so it is next)

Oh, we are gonna follow that with Orton... Awesome!

Has Orton ever had a truly exciting Mania match, that makes you mark out?

The crowd does need a musical performance to come down from that super hot, emotional match.

 

You mean the ladder match, right?

vs Undertaker was pretty good.

The good and bad of putting Big Little Lies on the tv and switching Mania to the pad: I was distracted during what looked like a fun mixed tag (if abruptly finished), but also distracted during what looked like a slog of a (if not terrible) Rollins/HHH match.

This match redefined selective limb selling. And by selective I mean shitty.

 

If Bray vs Orton is next, I may fall into a coma. (fuck, so it is next)

Peace be with you.

This recap package is making me miss Pitbull.

PITBULL #3

 

Took me a while to get that one.

I like when Randy burns the shack. But his crazy face looks silly.

Think this is a good point for me to tune out and finish in the morning.

What a dumb feud.

This recap package is making me miss Pitbull.

 

And that cracked me up. And woke me up too. Now I have to watch the match. Fuuuuck.

HHH doing a New Japan cosplay wankfest, Pitbull and then Wyatt/Orton in a row. Holy fuck does Vince want me to go to bed. That's like a solid hour of boredom.

At least the dads are in the back having a good time:

 

In an alternate universe, WWE pushed Luke Harper to this and I'm so fucking excited for this match.

 

This recap package is making me miss Pitbull.

 

And that cracked me up. And woke me up too. Now I have to watch the match. Fuuuuck.

Wilkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome.

 

This recap package is making me miss Pitbull.

 

And that cracked me up. And woke me up too. Now I have to watch the match. Fuuuuck.

 

I don't know. With the length of this ramp, I'm not sure you're making it through this entrance.