Remind me to transcribe the Dennis Condrey 'kicking" interview and Cornette's Elmer Fudd promo. These are great!!!!!

The Elmer Fudd promo is fantastic as well. Cornette is great throughout his career but 1986 when he had all those great babyfaces to make fun of was his peak on the mic.

"Do you get up early on Saturday mornings and watch cartoons?" -- Dutch Mantel

"No, I prefer Richard Simmons." -- Jim Cornette

 

Memphis 1982

 

What makes this great is that Cornette is totally serious saying it.

Jim Cornette: "I hear they call Dusty's sister 'Federal Express'. Because every time she goes on a date, she absolutely positively has to be there overnight."

The Rock: "The jabroni-beating, pie-eating, trail-blazing, eyebrow-raising, stronger than a bear, faster than a buck, the biggest thing to hit Canada, 'cause the Maple Leafs suck!"

That whole promo was awesome. I was at the show that night and the crowd was just eating out of the Rock's hand, even as he kept insulting us. And he did this post-show thing with Booker T that was incredible.

 

Booker T hits Rock with the Book End

Rock: Damn, that hurts!

Same thing happened at RAW in Seattle the night after Mania, as Rock was playing heel but my section of the crowd was extremely vocal in his favor and he was just playing off us.

"Ladies and gentlemen, here they are, the team that has made more men run than milk of magnesia, Loverboy Dennis and Beautiful Bobby, the Midnight Express!" -- Jim Cornette

"Marlena loves to talk to Goldust during sex. Last night she called him from a hotel"

 

-Jerry Lawler

"At wrestlemania you spell man V-I-R-G-I-L~!"-Virgil

 

"I like your poems"-Snitsky to Heidenreich

"I like what you do to babies"-Heidenreich to Snitsky

 

"Its on like a steaming pot of neckbone"-Stevie Ray

 

"I've seen you dancing around here in the shortest skirts known to man (gets angrier) If I wasnt a married man I'd take a shot at you myself"- Heel Mike Tenay to Stacy Keibler applying that she was a loose woman.

 

"Mother-Canuckers"- The Rock in Canada

 

"Its not a black thing, Its not a white thing. Its a me kicking your ass thing." -Stone Cold Steve Austin to the Nation of Domination

 

"Im the champ of eurpope~?!"- Dlo Brown after winning the european title

 

"Be cool"- Vince Mcmahon

"Im cool. Im Kool and the gang!"- Undertaker

 

"Beating you will be as easy as 1-2-3...kid." Shane mcmahon to X-pac.

"I wonder what Eddie Gilbert would think of the internet? Probably that it?s great he could order hydrocodone with Missy Hyatt?s credit card." -- Dean Rasmussen

"I was going to note that Akisoshi Saito is dressed as Chigusa Nagayto as ZERO, but then he takes his hooded robe off and is dressed like PATTI PEP! He dances to "Mickey" by Toni Basil and shakes his altered codpiece at Eigen- who doesn't want any part of that since that unfortunate drunken encouter with flamboyant Eric Embry in 79- and then shakes it to Kikuchi. Kikuchi is fucking hardcore so I could see him mounting Saito bareback and ungreased just to teach him a lesson about wearing a bare midrift. I myself just want to love on his fuzzy cashmere wristbands and leg warmers. Put a wig on KENTA and half the guys in the audience and all the Puro Dorks on the internet would have a go at it with a clear conscience. Who is to say I am above the Puro Dork designation? WHO? WHO IS TO SAY???!!!" - Dean Rasmussen

This interview was just surreal but Sean Royal of the New Breed did the worst interview ever. This was Sid level-bad. The Dusty impersonation was ok but imagining Chris Champion was next to him combined with a bad vocabulary and idiot savante delivery was hilarious.

 

"the New breed is alive and well and we are feeling... alive?"

"i can draw more than 3 people"

 

- A drunken AIM Trish Stratus, during a chat Saturday night with four other people. One of them being me.

"i can draw more than 3 people"

 

- A drunken AIM Trish Stratus, during a chat Saturday night with four other people. One of them being me.

What was that reference to? Just a randomly stated fact?

Please don't tell me people still believe that Trish on AIM is the real Trish.

CanadianChick, it was just randomly stated. I thought it was funny and fit in here okay.

 

Loss, I don't want to turn the Quotable Wrestling thread into a "OMEG!!1111!!! IZ IT REEELY TRISH????" discussion, but later on, when I'm not sick and am up for typing something long, I'll send you a PM stating my experiences with this person, stuff that happened that makes me lean towards it really being her, and other things that may seem so otherwise. I will say, though, that whether or not the person really is Trish, he/she is actually one of the more fun people to chat with these days, which is why I still do.

I'll split it off into its own topic, since it comes up often enough.

 

"Triple H! I thought I smelled dandruff shampoo and monkey turds!"- The Rock

"Well, only one thing that I just like to just say to you, sir, and to the wonderful people there, and here, in the United States, which I love so much. And I know that you're all willing to know, individually, and one of us, because, individual's feelings is different. And if you got that feeling, (pause) then your answer is, ladies and gentlemen, only you know."- Jimmy Snuka, 1984

"A former champion in many countries, he's gonna rock rock 'til he drops, rock rock never stop, MARTY JANNETTY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!"

This one still kills me.

"The underdogs are actually favored."

 

Steve Romero on Velocity discussing the MNM -vs- Hiedenriech/Animal match.

"The only reason you were WWE champion for nine months, is because HHH didn't want to work Tuesdays" (Paul Heyman)

The best line was when Animal came out and challenged MNM to a tag match Nitro (I think) responded "You can't, your partner's DEAD!"

Kevin Kelly: "Rock I have a question..."

 

The Rock: "What, what? Shut your mouth, go get the Rock a soda"

------

 

Bret: And the guy I think deserves a title...and El Dandy, I think you're a heck of a wrestler, you're a great technician in the ring, and you're a jam up guy. I don't see any reason - cut off

 

Mean Gene: Whoa, wait a minute El Dandy has been wrestling in the cruiserweight divison here, please.

 

Bret Hart: He's a great wrestler

 

Mean Gene: He's a great wrestler but my goodness, there's a 50 pound weight difference

 

Bret Hart: Who are you to doubt El Dandy? This guy's a serious professional

 

Mean Gene: Let's talk about some serious competitors

 

Bret: What about Hypnosis?

 

MG: You mean Psicosis?

 

BH: Whatever...he's a great wrestler. You can say what you want, you can try to tear these guys down

 

MG: Psychosis has also been wrestling in the cruiserweight division

 

BH: He's a high flyer of the highest magnitude..this guys a serious professional

 

MG: But he's still a cruiserweight...let's get some..

 

BH: How about Dean Malenko? I was gonna give him a title shot. Thought he was a big man, wanted to injure me. Hey, come injure me now you little punk. he's sitting at home with some kinda hokie injure. This is a REAL injure Dean Malenko, this a groin pull the likes in which you have never seen in your whole life.

During the UW vs. Ric Rude pose down

 

Gorilla: I remember when I went to these weight lifting contest..they never gave the guys a chance to work out before poses

 

Ventura: First off Gorilla, it's not weightlifting it's bodybuilding

 

Bret: And the guy I think deserves a title...and El Dandy, I think you're a heck of a wrestler, you're a great technician in the ring, and you're a jam up guy. I don't see any reason - cut off

 

Mean Gene: Whoa, wait a minute El Dandy has been wrestling in the cruiserweight divison here, please.

 

Bret Hart: He's a great wrestler

 

Mean Gene: He's a great wrestler but my goodness, there's a 50 pound wait difference

 

Bret Hart: Who are you to doubt El Dandy? This guy's a serious professional

 

Mean Gene: Let's talk about some serious competitors

 

Bret: What about Hypnosis?

 

MG: You mean Psicosis?

 

BH: Whatever...he's a great wrestler. You can say what you want, you can try to tear these guys down

 

MG: Psychosis has also been wrestling in the cruiserweight division

 

BH: He's a high flyer of the highest magnitude..this guys a serious professional

 

MG: But he's still a cruiserweight...let's get some..

 

BH: How about Dean Malenko? I was gonna give him a title shot. Thought he was a big man, wanted to injure me. Hey, come injure me now you little punk. he's sitting at home with some kinda hokie injure. This is a REAL injure Dean Malenko, this a groin pull the likes in which you have never seen in your whole life.

 

 

That sounds pretty funny. Shame I dont remember this. I miss El Dandy.