Does anyone have Tomk’s review of this debacle? I don’t know if this classifies as so bad its good but I did laugh pretty hard at JR throwing in the towel and just announcing “this is hideous” a minute in. Crash ends up winning the title. ¼*

This will be something else and we open with a history package of what led to it. After Brisco had pinned Crash for the Hardcore title he and Patterson were celebrating in the back. Patterson then double crossed him, broke a champage bottle over his head and covered him to win the belt. Later on Brisco is looking for Pat and Finkel the snitch tells him he’s hiding out in the women’s dressing room. This leads to Brisco dragging up so he can get in there himself. Inside the two of them start fighting and it spills out of the dressing room, when, who happens to walk past and see them rolling around in dresses on the floor, Mr McMahon. Not impressed by what he’s seen he orders a Hardcore Evening Gown match for King of the Ring.

 

Brisco is out first to ‘Real American’ and he’s even got some make up on. Patterson follows, pushing a trolley whilst some stripper music plays. JR quips about Patterson doing some ‘rear end work’ at the Bodyshop (knew that one was coming!), before he plants a smacker on Finkel (bet he didn’t know that was coming!). Patterson offers to lay down and let Brisco cover him if he wants the title so badly, and therefore not give the people what they want to see, them fighting. It’s all a rouse though as when they hug to cement the deal, Patterson knees him in the groin. Pat gets a banana from somewhere and shoves it in Brisco’s mouth and a sanitary pad is next. He pulls up his dress ready for a stinkface but Brisco avoids that with a low blow. The crowd are booing this bad. Brisco with a bronco buster, and as he’s unloading on Pat in the corner here’s Crash Holly rushing to the ring. He strips them both out of their dresses leaving them in women’s underwear, nails Patterson over the head with a garbage can and covers him to regain the Hardcore title. Brisco jumps Patterson in the aisle on the way back to the dressing room and they roll about a bit more until some officials and Sgt. Slaughter separate them. I’m sure Vince McMahon found all of this hilarious!

This was disgusting even in FF mode. This truly was booked for an audience of one.