A young Johnny Fairplay is bringing out Chuck and Chad. Moretti looks exactly the same and him and Bluto bring the beef. The action leaves a lot to be desired and featured a Joey Jackson run in at the end. Not much to chew on as Bluto and Moretti dominated the match. *

I described Barry Horowitz vs Cuban Assassin as woeful, well in that case this was truly woeful.  After fifteen minutes of some of the most tedious, pedestrian and laboured action you’re likely to see, Joey Jackson runs out to help the tag team champions (SEX).  Gordy holds Moretti in a full nelson so that Jackson can blast him with one of the title belts, however the Moondog moves and he nails ‘Bam Bam’ instead.  The referee, who had been on the outside dealing with Hawke and Bluto, sees the interference and calls for the bell signalling a DQ.  You would think that would automatically be a win for Bluto & Moretti, you would be wrong.  In the backwards world of Portland Wrestling, even though Jackson came out to help SEX, because he struck Gordy, it is the challengers who are disqualified.  I know!  At least there is no more Portland after the end of this month.