Would die if John pins him clean

Holy crap that boot missed by a damn mile.

Cena falling a solid second too early on the Big Boot there.

"The Best Pure Striker" might be the most bullshit nickname ever

Timing is way off in the early going.

So the big boot missed by a country mile but you can blame that on Taker's cataracts. The sit up and Cena's reaction were great.

Wait. What. The fuck just happened?

Damn, a squash!

Holy Shit!!!!!

I know it's Taker and all that but they've jobbed Cena out way way way way too much recently.

That seemed like a match to set up a rematch next year.

That sucked. Sorry, the build was interesting, but that sucked.

wtf?

Not sure I liked that. Dream match, my ass. A great moment, yes. A great match, not at all.

I have a room full of normies here who were laughing at the mixed tag and we're outright howling at this.

I have no issue with that. It's not like either of them are full timers, and the match was too short to be offensive.

 

(Except that boot, but shit happens.)

Cena & Taker just had a fucking awesome sprint!!

FWIW Taker does look way better than what he did last year.

I did not expect that

Rematch next year where they go long and cena wins

Cena & Taker just had a fucking awesome sprint!!

No. No they did not.

"And then the bell rings"

 

Honestly, that was completely ridiculous.

That seemed like a match to set up a rematch next year.

I figured they would just set up a match next year to begin with and not actually wrestle. This was strange!

What was the point of that?

That was weird. Im kind of confused