Posted August 11, 200619 yr comment_5323093 I've been going through the '89 season of WWF Superstars lately, and Genius's poems are amazing and I love that gimmick so much that I've decided to transcribe all of his poems I can find in this thread for your viewing pleasure. Behold! The world's smartest man So masculine and proud The epitome of genius Amazingly endowed A one-man wrestling renaissance Just let your heart rejoice And bathe in all the luxury Of my poetic voice The best of my competitors Are so inferior I far outthink their greatest thoughts With my posterior And when the bell has sounded On my stunning victory I'll view that messy spot where My opponent used to be The aristrocratic pleasure of Inflicting so much pain Gives rise to so much passion It is bordered on insane Although my verse may seem perverse To every foe and fan I'm still the Genius - Lanny Poffo! The world's smartest man!
August 11, 200619 yr Author comment_5323194 When in life you are a genius Then everyone's a dope I have a sense of humor Otherwise, I couldn't cope I'm good at roman numerals No, that's not true - I'm great! I used them in my tax returns Of 1988 They brought me in for questioning And wow, were they impressed! Just think what they'd have thought If I had really done my best I laugh at crossword puzzles And the USA Today The New York Times is difficult? For me, it's child's play I tried out once for Jeopardy But got disqualified Merv Griffin told me, "Lanny! You are overqualified!" I remind the competition And every wrestling fan Behold! The Genius! Lanny Poffo! The World's Smartest Man
August 11, 200619 yr comment_5324994 If you want to see how much Savage was roiding check out some old Memphis footage and you'll see that Leapin Lanny is actually slightly bigger.
