Jesus, the Talking Doll

 

Um, yah.

Hmm. Might go well with my Buddy Christ figurine.

I'd be so afraid to sleep in the same room as that doll. Damnit, the thing might try to brainwash me by talking to me in my sleep, or give my wallet to a church, or kill me for my sins... or... well, I just don't trust it, okay.

Why are they white? Israelis aren't white.

 

I'd get one just to have him look on disapprovingly as GI Joe drilled Barbie. Hell, I'd even get a Barbie and GI Joe just to set that diorama up for when my ubereligious mum came round.