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comment_5414190

I find it amusing how it's discouraged in schools around here to wear Christmas attire during the season because it might "offend" (read : get attention for) those that don't celebrate it. And I don't have any problem personally with saying stuff like "Happy Holidays", but my parents are even worse about it and absolutely insist upon "Merry Christmas". They HATE how politically correct the 'holiday season' has become. I for one don't give a crap who says or celebrates what so long as I get my good food, gifts and money. <3

 

That said, I'm also looking forward to the mass commercialism, visiting of relatives I get along with (all of them thankfully), and general fast-paced insanity.

comment_5414201

We don't really get into any Christmas festivities at my house.  BUT, we are going to a casino on the 26th.  :mellow:

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comment_5414233

My parents and my brother have been talking about the stuff they're buying my daughter for Christmas.  Fair enough except for one thing.

 

SHE'LL BE THREE MONTHS OLD!

 

She'll be happy with a new formula for Christmas dinner.  Just for a change of pace.  She doesn't need the Super Mega Jungle Gym Set at three months old.

comment_5414240

I suppose doing a 4000 word essay over the christmas period is nothing new, on top of whatever other things need to be doing. Hopefully I'll have a Wii by then so I can escape and play some Tennis, seeing as it's the closest thing to Cricket... <_<

 

That said, I will be watching the Boxing Day Ashes Test, so for the most part, it'll be Cricket partisan.

comment_5414243

Yes, do fully enjoy those Wii Sports now! ......... *snickers* Super soakers.

 

That blows, though. What's Scrooge's deal? As far as I know, no professor at my college would have the balls to assign homework over Christmas vacation. That's just... well, taboo.

comment_5414246

I blame the course convenor for PH307. Mind you, it's not easy studying Forensic Chemistry at UKC. The work load is large, and the subject itself is a demanding one.

 

Other than that, as always with the motto of Crimbo. Eat, Drink, and Be Merry! In english, get fat, get pissed, and fuck the diet for another year!

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comment_5414451

Ah, the season of happiness and sadness combined. Disappointment that you got jewed with your presents, but Kahlua chocolates all over town.

Mmmmm Kahlua....

<3

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comment_5415041

So which XM radio listeners try to listen to the regular Christmas station (103 I think it is)? God, was tripe. Note to XM programmers: Just because 1209 people have done versions of "Winter Wonderland" doesn't mean that they are 1209 different songs. There are enough Christmas songs that you should be able to go at least an hour without a freaking repeat.

 

We play this station at work, and I swear they've played "Grown Up Christmas List" six times in five hours. Maybe more, I was trying to tune it out. The sad thing there's only eight people who have even recorded the song, so they can't even use the "Different artists did a version" thing as an excuse.

 

And every time "Jingle Bells" plays I want to pull my eardrum out of my ear with a spork.

comment_5415050

According to Wikipedia:

 

[edit] Parson Brown

 

The following lyrics compose the musical bridge of the song:

 

"In the meadow we can build a snowman,

then pretend that he is Parson Brown.

He'll say 'Are You Married?'

We'll say 'No man, but you can do the job when you're in town!"

 

Being that a Floridian orange grower was the only well-known person by the name of "Parson Brown" at the time the song was composed, one can assume that "Parson" is used as a title, instead of a first name. In the period when this song was written, parsons (now known as a Protestant minister) often travelled among small rural towns to perform wedding ceremonies for denominational followers who did not have a local minister of their faith. Therefore, the children are most likely pretending that their snowman is a Parson with the surname "Brown," which would be visiting the town again in the future.

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